Forbidden by their feuding families to wed, meet or even to speak, Pyramus and Thisbe are forced to converse secretly in the dead of night through a crack in the cellar wall of their adjoining abodes… ~~~~~ “Pyramus, Pyramus! The moon invites us to our sacred, secret place, my love. Let us not waste this precious hour she has granted... Pyramus!” “I’m here, my nymph, fear not. I had to oversee the whipping of three of my...

While the destination of my diatribe is delightfully demonstrable, the debut is devilishly difficult to discern. I shall however, endeavor to begin, after all, if I do decide to begin elsewhere, I can kill everyone who read it out of order and start again, and no one will be none the wiser. This actually brings me to a decent starting point. You are Homo sapiens, man the wise, or human if you prefer. You will likely die o...

Eventually, I decided that my little adventure, even though it had seemed real to me at the time, had to have been a dream since no one else on the yacht seemed to recall being forced to pleasure a Goddess or being turned into pigs. I decided to attribute it to too much ouzo and an overactive imagination and focus on the important things such as enjoying the scenery and fucking. In other words, I was back to being the per...

This story could start in so many places. The first time I flirted with Oliver at FedEx would have made more sense. Or connecting with Annie over a shared love of writing. Or even talking with Violet about tentacle monsters. Any one of those events would make, perhaps, more sense than starting it on a boat on the Aegean Sea, but that is where the story truly begins. I’ve always wanted to travel. More than anything else, I...

I’m Margot, and I’m a Sarxite. You don’t know what a Sarxite is? Well, the short version is that we’re the beings that have been written out of what you people feel obliged to call “Greek myth”. Except there’s nothing mythical about it, we’re real enough, even if you people have stopped believing in us. Wherever there’s conflict and strife, you’ll find Ares. And if you’ve ever wondered how you come to find yourself at a g...