Euphemism Stories

"Let's nap!" I agreed to my friend in my drowsy state. No questions asked, knowing that the last word is synonymous to doze, kip and snooze. When we woke up reenergized, we understood each other without uttering a word. I learned something new. I should've known better than to decipher the implied meaning that is, to either nestle, nod, nosh-up, nourish, nudge, nurse, nurture, or nuzzle... a penis. It was delightful, thou...

It has been fifty years, yet I never forgot a single detail. After work, every Friday, we secretly met in our favourite hidey-hole behind the post office. I clearly remember how she possessively held it firmly in her delicate hand and how I liked watching her do it. She smiled. She blushed. She giggled. She gasped. She begged. She licked. She moaned. She swallowed. She moaned. She licked. She begged. She gasped. She giggl...

There were three hours left before Rich clocked out of work. I have been bored all day, doing nothing but sleep and eat on my day off. I decided to FaceTime him. "Sexy bum, your cam is off." The sheets on the bed rustled when I shifted. "Rich, my phone's facing down." "Okay. What are you doing?" "I'm holding something long and hard in bed." "Which toy?" "Not a toy. It's Ben & Jerry's -" "Wait, what?!" The inflection in hi...

Pierre called before my organ rehearsal. When I answered, his excited baritone voice sounded like foreplay to my ears. "Sophie! Jazz Night tomorrow! I'll be playing the sax! You free?" "I would love a night of sax with you." He chuckled, making me shift in my seat and touch myself. "Wish I could listen or watch you play now." He hummed on the other line. The vibrations reached between my legs like humming there. I could f...

Visit my garden Where filthy thoughts thrive Where the birds and bees Land on delicate flowers. Pick a pleasure spot Position in burning desire Shove your purple trowel Push it all in Pull it back out Penetrate deeply Repeat until your earth is ready Make sure it is moist Plant your viable seeds Water it with care Cultivate it with passion Let your lust grow Let our love bloom Pick my flower Breathe on its fragrance Eat t...

This poem only available on Lush Stories. If you are reading it elsewhere, it has been stolen.Tendrils of mist finger across dark water,Breath upon the deep.Rising moon, swollen light,A pathway to the god on a backdrop of stars.Rising water, frothing ripples,Sea breeze tang and splattering foam,Rising waves and moon-clad lace;This night is mine beneath your gaze.Sing, deep tides, a sonorous throbbing,Moonlight thick upon...