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Will You Nap With Me?

Naps are good anytime but what do we not know about it?

"Let's nap!" I agreed to my friend in my drowsy state. No questions asked, knowing that the last word is synonymous to doze, kip and snooze. When we woke up reenergized, we understood each other without uttering a word. I learned something new. I should've known better than to decipher the implied meaning that is, to either nestle, nod, nosh-up, nourish, nudge, nurse, nurture, or nuzzle... a penis. It was delightful, thou...

One Lick At A Time

Sophie teases Richard again, making him go home in record time..

There were three hours left before Rich clocked out of work. I have been bored all day, doing nothing but sleep and eat on my day off. I decided to FaceTime him. "Sexy bum, your cam is off." The sheets on the bed rustled when I shifted. "Rich, my phone's facing down." "Okay. What are you doing?" "I'm holding something long and hard in bed." "Which toy?" "Not a toy. It's Ben & Jerry's -" "Wait, what?!" The inflection in hi...

On My Tongue

This brings me joy always.

My mouth waters each time I think of you. As I lick your hardness, the cold quality finds a quaint dalliance with the warmth of my mouth. It melts with the heat of my skillful tongue, reminiscent of blissful memories, making my legs weak from intense craving like when my lover explores the nether places of my carnal being. Slow and indulgent. Licking every drip. My glossal swirl around your glistening tip brings euphoria...

Double Entendre Andrea

Double entendre gets Andrea's bongos played expertly!

Corporate gigs can often be the worst my band plays at. Playing music from the 60s and ’70s, we are usually hired by the older management level people for some event … a celebration of some kind, a reward party, holiday party … who consider our repertoire ‘their’ music from a time they fondly remember. Unfortunately, most of the employees are younger, and while they may know or even like some of the songs, many of them th...

Of Burritos and Tacos

Is it real food that she wants?

Awakened peckish at dawn, I was surprised to crave Tex-Mex food even if I haven't tried it. My Mexican and Texan new roommates heard me muttering to myself in the hallway to the kitchen. "We have two burritos left." I presumed they offered. "Can I have you?" I asininely asked. They raised their eyebrows in confusion. "Can I have two?" I rectified my greedy self. They switched raising the other eyebrow. "I want your burrit...

The Meaty Bone

It took both hands to hold the thick, juicy piece of meat in front of her. Too big to all fit in her mouth at once, she licked the sweet, sticky coating on its hefty shaft - a taste explosion in her mouth. She could feel the bone against her tongue as she took the first inch into her mouth. But, again, experience helped her control her gag reflex as she massaged the juicy meat with her lips. She giggled as it slipped down...

Views

“The view from up here is amazing, babe,” she said. “It sure is.” He licked his lips. “Structures so beautifully laid out.” “Yes they are.” “The arches.” “Mmhmm, that arch.” “Contours...” “Aah yeah.” “And the way the light peeks through some of the spaces in between.” “So artistic.” “Wonder when we’ll be able to get this view again?” “I plan to have it every day for the rest of my life.” “Wait ho–” Smack! He slapped her r...

Oboe Reed Poem (blow job)

Is this a poem about warming up my oboe reed, or sucking on a different type of wood.

Play stupid Reed, crow, come on PlayI soaked you, and dried youI sucked out the moistureI blew through some airBut you sound like some weak whistlePlay Reed, just a little?I've wrapped my lips around you;I've loosened my lips to let you buzz.I've tried to hold you firm, not squeezeBut I smile you to silence with lips pressed too tightPlay reed, please playYou'll play a few scalesBut your tone just won't stayYou buzz or yo...

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A Very Carie and Vasily Thanksgiving (An Apartment Stories Special)

Sexual hijinks disrupt Carie and Vasily's attempt at a traditional Thanksgiving dinner

So, they were going to give this a try. Carie and Vasily decided they would finally attempt to move beyond their usual pattern of aggravating one another, then indulging in rambunctious, convalescent sex. They had gone through that routine for a few years as neighbours back at their old apartment building. Now that they found themselves as neighbours once again in their new condo building and the forces of the universe se...