Tex-mex Stories

Awakened peckish at dawn, I was surprised to crave Tex-Mex food even if I haven't tried it. My Mexican and Texan new roommates heard me muttering to myself in the hallway to the kitchen. "We have two burritos left." I presumed they offered. "Can I have you?" I asininely asked. They raised their eyebrows in confusion. "Can I have two?" I rectified my greedy self. They switched raising the other eyebrow. "I want your burrit...