Professional Mother
Her son wanted an 'Ideal Girlfriend' for his birthday. Well, that was her profession!
Elaine said, "Greg, first of all, I am your mother and you are my son. Second, I am not a whore. I'm a professional courtesan. Do you understand the difference?"The powerfully built young man stood before her in the kitchen, his hands shoved into the back pockets of his blue jeans, his bare feet making nervous little movements on the expensive tile floor."Greg, I chose my career because I knew that I could be very good...