April Fool's Diary - Candy's Mumsy
My Adventures as a Consensualised Adult
9 May 2021 When eventually, I got home from visiting Candy and her Mumsy I had such a shock that it felt as if my whole world as a consanguinity adult had tumbled down a rabbit hole and that I was just another guest at The Mad Hatter's Tea Party. A super yummy, bouncy, sodden-cunted, perky, pokie guest, but a guest nonetheless. So what had caused me to be such a flummoxed, flustered and flippy-flopped bundle of post-pubes...