Provocative, foul-mouthed Scottish girl, just here for a laugh and to do a bit of scribbling...
(I'm
quite friendly, but please
do add a note if you're sending a friend request)
*NB: I'm not around here all that much these days, so I may not get back to you right away, but I WILL get back to you.
Also, while I
do like to have a bit of a laugh and a giggle, understand that I am
not interested in being sexed up or cybering... Please respect that
in case you were wondering, my AV isn't me, it just represents meInterestsI love a good laugh, I like funny intelligent people, I like reading, drawing, writing.
I've recorded most of my stories in audio, which I hope you will enjoy.
Audios I've recorded for other people:No one tells it quite like NoReasonNeeded does in this competition-winning group sex storyhttp://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/job-well-done.aspx
My favourite, NoReasonNeeded tells us just what a wife will do to advance her husband's career (hint - it's saucy as fuck!)http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/annual-meeting.aspx
That naughty pair, Curlygirly and Mazza get up to all sorts of mischief after a HUGE lottery win! This is a joint audio with both my voice AND Curlygirly's!
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/milf/curlygirly-and-mazzas-big-sandwich.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/group-sex/the-big-sandwich-2-pussy-posse.aspx
**Playsit penned a very moving poem and was kind enough to allow me the honour of adding my voice to it
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/strength-to-let-go.aspx
By Elitfromnorth Who knew that fetishes could be so hot and funny? WD-40 never smelled this good!http://www.lushstories.com/stories/fetish/copycouple.aspx
**She's not only a dirty bitch, SweetAsCandy tells a very saucy tale, I think you'll agree!http://www.lushstories.com/stories/bisexual/ethan.aspx
Still very dirty, SweetAsCandy tells about Sophie's naughty afternoon, in vivid detail!http://www.lushstories.com/stories/anal/sophies-release-1.aspx
SweetAsCandy's hot poem. The perfect antidote to a hot dayhttp://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/melting.aspx
**Never one to hold back, ShyVixen gives us a very hot poemhttp://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/inner-flames.aspx
No one expresses inner turmoil quite like ShyVixen http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/my-inner-demons.aspx
Not so ShyVixen wants just a little more, well, a LOT more actually! Rrrrhttp://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/can-you-take-me-higher.aspx
**My first audio for Poppet which tells of a girl with a secret admirer and a masked ball... Will she meet him and find out who he is?http://www.lushstories.com/stories/seduction/masquerade-ball.aspx
**A very saucy story from Alden Bradley about a naughty Scottish lady, but perhaps all is not quite as it seemshttp://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/scottish-holiday.aspx
**http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/claiming-each-other.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/an-introspect-of-a-broken-hearted-soul.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-poems/till-we-meet-again.aspx
http://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/the-plain-girl.aspx
**(Please stay tuned! I'll update this list as I add more)
Favorite BooksThe End of Mr Y, The Catcher in the Rye, The Wasp Factory, I Am Legend, Marathon Man, Tales of the City, The Witching Hour, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo trilogy, The Dark Tower series, Jane Eyre, HHGTTG,
Favorite AuthorsIain Banks, Stephen King, Richard Matheson, Oscar Wilde, Shakespeare (yes, really!), Austen, Ann Rice, Christopher Brookmyre, Stieg Larsson, Douglas Adams, Stephen Fry, Scarlett Thomas
Favorite MoviesWayne's World, Beetlejuice, Fight Club, The Princess Bride, The Lost Boys, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (remake), The Constant Gardener, The Big Sleep, A Night At The Opera (Love the Marx Brothers), The Wizard of Oz, I'm a huge Tim Burton Fan, also rather fond of Tarantino, Guillermo del Torro, Terry Gilliam...
Favorite MusicI love music and the way that just the right song comes on at just the right time!!
To be honest, there's not much I don't like and I love finding new bands and songs...
I go to a lot of gigs too...