Knickers Off!
Knickers are, in my view, very much an optional extra
“I think he’s looking at you, Annie.” “What, him over there?” “Yes, can’t you see? He’s pretending to drink his milk-shake, but he keeps looking across at you.” “I dunno, maybe you’re right. He might just be waiting for his girlfriend or something.” “In that case, he’d better stop staring at your legs. I told you that skirt was too short.” “Bollocks. It’s fine. Anyway, I’ve got clean knickers on.” Janet sniggers. We’re si...