The Maid walked to the door of the flat to open the front door. The Maid remembered to curtsey as she slowly opened the door.  Her eyes were still downcast on the floor when she suddenly heard, “Oh my God, is that you Justin?” Suddenly the Maid looked up to see Mother and Nanny standing at the door.   “Oh my God, Sophie has done a wonderful job,” said Mother looking up and down at her sissified son in his French maid unif...

A college-aged woman licking an ice-cream cone; letting the liquefied portion drip over her lapping tongue. Jesus. Young women recording their flapping and clapping buttocks twerking in yoga-pants. Oh Boy. A brunette walking towards me with her low-cut blouse and jostling, milky tits plotting their escape. Lord help me. I rush home, turn on my T.V in time for the news. No problem right? The fucking newscaster has pouty, g...

  “Where’s Claire?” asked Dick-Dick – for indeed, Claire was missing. “She was with Danica and Johnny,” said Alison. “I think she wanted to catch the beginning of their lecture.” “Ah – excellent idea,” said Dick-Dick, “but I hope she isn’t late. We all have to go in as a group here.” It was nearly three o’clock, and Dr Dick and the NDF students were gathered in the lobby of the Princess Asshole Hospice on Oxfuck Street. “...

I had been at the home for about three years when I was called into the manager's office. A long time carer had decided to retire. Although I had helped out during the difficult times, I was not a carer. She looked at me over her glasses. Then the unthinkable happened. She asked if I would like to leave portering and become a trainee carer. I was almost lost for words but I did manage to say, "Thank you and yes, I would l...

She invited me over to work on the project so I thought, 'Why not? Maybe she really does like me after all. Or maybe she just wants my help, seeing as I've been with the company for far longer than she has.' I knocked on her door and in a matter of seconds, she was opening it. She greeted me with a genuine smile, but there was something in her eyes that spelled trouble. The good kind. Or at least that's how I will describ...

Josh and Tyler had been friends since middle school. From there the bond between them only grew stronger as they went through high school and then college together. After college, Josh moved to Nashville when he received a great job offer from an investment firm. Tyler had moved to New York City to further pursue her art. Now at twenty-eight, Josh found himself back together with Tyler in The Big Apple after taking a prom...

When George and his wife Pamela were about to leave the estate he slipped a £20 note into my hand and smiled. I rather liked being paid for allowing certain things. You could say that it was a good arrangement for us both. I liked George he was well educated and could converse about many things. My aunt Pam was the opposite she never seemed to say very much. (well not to me).  Talking about Pam. Mavis the housekeeper was...

  Charlie had had a productive day, by his standards. He had finished sequencing another song, and was now sitting at his desk in his study sorting out some sundry paperwork. He was surprised Tracy was wasn’t back yet – it was nearly five o’clock. And after all she had been fired from her last job, hadn’t she? And it was just a job interview this morning, wasn’t it? Oh yes, she’d been in a bad mood first thing, hadn’t she...

Olivia spent a few moments Sunday evening checking her Hot Wife Hotel messages and schedule for Monday and Wednesday. There was a message from Marilyn thanking her for adding the second day to her week, a message from Adam that said he was looking forward to Wednesday’s anal session, and a message from a potential new client. Hello Olivia, I am writing because I wondered if you ever meet with couples. Let me know if that...

After many years of service  Edward's old jeep had finally given up the ghost. He'd had it for twenty-three years and went all over the estate in it. I was pleasantly surprised by his replacement mode of transport. A huge jet black stallion and he was quite magnificent. Edward called him Titan a most fitting name, I thought. We were moving steadily into the Autumn and the multitude of coloured leaves were falling from the...

  ‘Number One Ladies Detective Agency’ – so it actually exists, mused Tracy as she read the brass plaque on the door. Wasn’t there a TV programme or somefink? Oh, what the fuck… She rang the doorbell. It was answered by a strikingly attractive black woman – older than Tracy by a few years perhaps, but slender, glamorous, and with large breasts straining at the jacket of her rather fine red skirt suit. “Tracy? Come in. I’m...

The next few days were bliss.  Justine rushed home from college each day to be transformed into Aunty Sophie’s niece as she tried on all the outfits they had chosen at the shops.  Justine, with a bit of makeup and the right clothes had become a beautiful young woman.  She learnt the power of a peeping lacy slip could make men weak at the knees.  Sophie also lent Justine some more lingerie until she was able to build up he...