Yeti Again!
I got lost while skiing and was rescued twice.
I knew I was dead; I just knew it. I shouldn't have stormed away from that dickhead who wouldn't leave me alone on the slopes. I'm a decent skier, but not ready for the slope I found myself on. It wasn't even part of the resort, so trying to get down it was the worst possible decision in a day of bad decisions. Semi-intelligently, I took off my skis and tried to find my way back, but I think I got turned around when I ran...