Vocal Stories

Welcome back to my sexual autobiography, answering questions posed on the Lush forums for which I have a truthful answer! This poster asks, what was your most embarrassing sexual moment? One of them has already been told in this series. It's in "The sluttiest thing I've done" and, rather than repeat it here, let's just say that the moral of the story was, if you have a gentleman over for a night of heedless passion, chang...

Lesa and I were after the same thing. We both were mature, already in our early sixties, but that didn't mean we had stopped WANTING to have passionate sex. The problem was that neither of our spouses seemed the slightest bit interested. So we turned to one of those websites promoting affairs. We found each other quickly – our profiles made clear we were both professional, successful with good jobs, and plenty of money; j...

“And there is goes!” Jon thought to himself. Like clockwork three nights every week, the sex noises from his neighbor reached interesting heights. He hadn’t met that neighbor, but three weekdays and some Saturdays, right at eight, the noises started and kept going for a couple of hours. “At least it wasn’t while I was trying to sleep, not that those really sexy noises are bothering me all that much.” Jon was laying on his...