Once In A Lifetime
Who needs the truth when there's ratings to consider?My wife and I weren't the first to arrive at the party, but we weren't the last either. I initialed the sign-in sheet and then added a plus one after our names. The hostess raised her eyebrows to ask if I was following the rules. I nodded, and she nodded in return. One of the other guests called out, “Hey Speedy! Glad to see you came!” I smiled at his implied joke. His wife gave me a disgusted look and whined, “He came al...