Hot What?
This poem only available on Lush Stories. If you are reading it elsewhere, it has been stolen.Once upon a time,There was a very shy lass.She wasn't very pretty,And she had a massive ass."Ah me, oh my," the shy lass said,"I cannot talk to men!Perhaps an online dating siteWill help me chat to them."And so, the shy lass sat right down,And she fired up her computer."Let's see," said she, all concentration,"Let me find a suito...