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bluestocking

What Is Your Name?

Some of the men I met.

I met a Richard Who can’t get hard He was so bold But has a heart of gold. * I met a Nate Who liked Chaturbate His fingers are fat Nothing wrong with that. * I met a Paul A man very tall I’d swear in court His willy was short. * I met a Mark Down at the park He liked eating corn When he watches porn. * I met a Pete Who likes to meet He wanted sex To forget his ex. * I met a Gibson Who was hands-on His puple-headed meat Wa...

Alexandra_A

A rose by any other...

I can't think of a one liner. Perhaps if I could, I would have spared us all the 66 liner below.

Big ears! he shouted and ran away Stuck out his tongue, pulled my hair all day And made me cry * Hey, is your Ellie playing out, Mrs Jones? We broke a window throwing stones And never got found out * Billy's got a girlfriend! his mates all cried No I bloody haven't! She's a liar. Ellie lied! But we held hands later * You're beautiful, gorgeous, I wish that we ... He kissed me in the darkness, hand on my knee Till the moon...