Perspective
A light-hearted poem from an ex-player
To put it into perspective, It seems my prime directive Is to be a little more selective When parking Percy in a hole. It's just he gets excitedWhen by a filly he’s invitedTo be orally delighted, And rubbed onwards to his goal. But the way forward is monogamy, At the risk of my ignominy,And darling, just to let you see, That you will be the only one. So I will stop being so salacious, Imprudent and rapacious, As you have...