Ms Schrödinger's Pussy
In my defence, it’s worth pointing out that she had the most adorable derriere. And that the minx had encased said bum in a very short pleated skirt that swirled enticingly. Yeah, yeah, I so know what you are thinking: ‘Annie, Annie, you knew you only had a week.’ But you know what it’s like, Saturday night at the sorority party. For God’s sake, Friday was so next week. And that tartan skirt so accentuated her to-die-for...