Jordan closed the door behind him and and slumped against it. It was Friday night, he was pleasantly buzzed, and he'd spent a genuinely enjoyable evening with good friends and more than a few pretty girls. He should be happy. But all he felt was frustrated. Connor didn't look up from his laptop, but shifted to make room for Jordan on the threadbare, puke-green couch. "Strike out again? There's leftover pizza, if you want...

I   Would you believe it if I told you that, at the age of twenty-four, I was still a virgin? Perhaps at some point, I had subconsciously decided that nobody would ever want to fuck me. Now I’ve decided this ought not to be the case; I was wasting time not being put to good use. If I wanted to become Anastasia, I’d have to start somewhere, right? Surely, there were too many horny men out there in need of sexual release, a...

I Trust me, I really want to tell you how it all started and how it all ends, but first things first. Be sure that this is by no means a story for everyone, but the truth of what happened, should you feel tempted to be in the know, more or less lies within these pages. I truly and fully accept the consequences; in fact, I feel all tingly just thinking about the consequences as I put pen to paper. So here goes nothing. Ind...

Skeldergate Hill laid bare in squalor that cold morning - upturned earth, the stink of decaying man flesh, drying horseshit. The King of Sylfur's nostrils dilated as it overfilled with the all-too-familiar stench of a hard battle waged. He was resplendent in yellow-gold armour among the grey metal of his army. The King with gritted teeth surveyed the opposing forces ten thousand strong just two fields away. It was day two...

“The blood is the life” – Bram Stoker -- There is a joke that goes: what did the lesbian vampire say to her lover? Well, here’s the answer. I owe you so many answers, and to give you what you deserve, I have to go back to the start. I meet the Stranger years before I find you.  He is the only man who has come close to evoking a stab of attraction. Until I see him standing in a dark nook of the club, a point of stillness i...