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He just wants to watch sport, but his wife seems to want to do something else entirely...
In my wife's view, this is not a particularly special evening. It's not our anniversary or the birthday of anyone special; just an ordinary Thursday night. The problem is that my lovely wife, for all her brilliance, warm-heartedness and all-round sexiness, just doesn't realise one important thing. The Ashes start tonight.Perhaps it's for the best, since Charlotte was born in England and I was born in Australia. So The Ash...
