Awful date Stories

The noise of people talking at the bar is getting overwhelming. My Bumble date just walked out with another woman and I am left here by myself: embarrassed, lonely and horny. I open my phone and start swiping. I’ve only swiped right on two comely gentlemen when I get a text. “Feel like partying?” It's my colleague Dennis from work. “Sure? What’s up?” I reply. “I’m doing karaoke at Union Station.” It is across the street a...

The only good thing about the dinner so far, Chelsea thought, was the food. Her date was boring. Her brother’s girlfriend was rude. And while she had gotten plenty of compliments about her little black dress, it was starting to feel constraining and uncomfortable. However, the steak and asparagus - that was excellent - and as her date kept bragging about how much money he was saving his company by writing more efficient c...

After a few months of chatting online with Bob, Ellen had agreed to meet him for dinner, followed by a night out. Not having dated since her husband, Ken, passed away, she was rather nervous about it and had used just about every beauty tip in the book to get herself looking good... **** Ellen caught herself admiring the tight little ass of the young Italian waiter, as she followed him to the bar area where Bob, her date,...