Just a guy who loves a good story but never has enough free time to read. I'm making a conscious effort to enjoy life more, try new things, and see my wife writhing in pleasure more often (perhaps with a new lady friend even). Women are magical beings and I love a good ponytail with squeezable ass-ets.

I tend to scroll when I can't sleep, which is often enough, but I'm hoping this site helps me fill a whole. A partner or two have accused me of vampirism. I don't hate the sun, but arguably all the best things happen when the lights go out. Finding a juicy late-night spot makes life worth living.

I'm not looking for anything special, I've already found it, but I'm always open to new inspiration and something that'll make me (or her) roar. I like to be smacked around a bit and appreciate a kitty with some teeth and claws. While I keep mine quite short, nothing does it for me like some daggers along the back. Et tu, Brute?

From a young age, I realized just one quality drove me wild. Heaving breasts are great, vuluptuous curves can bring a man to his knees, but a brilliant mind makes me harder than a diamond. Regail me with facts about the ancient world, dazzle me with your exceptional skills, or wow me with your vivid vocabulary and creativity to leave me truly breathless. Nothing tastes as good as clever pussy.