Everything Lizzy and I expected of Frenchmen was true. They spoke in that dreamy accent, treated women well, and were exceptional in bed. In particular, we discovered that after the end of the global pandemic, sexual sharing in gay Paree had shot through the roof as if making the statement enjoy life while you can. Lizzy was excited about our upcoming trip. The principal appeal was the thrill of sleeping with a stranger w...

Not to sound sexist, but it might be said that the majority of women share a common weakness. That is a compulsive desire to buy shoes. Lots and lots of them. (Including my wife-author!) Lady Penelope Ward-Williamson was no different. And being comfortably well off, the middle-aged aristocrat owned hundreds of pairs. But that didn't hold her back from enlarging her collection. On the last day of January, Her Ladyship arra...

Lady Penelope Ward-Williamson thanked her butler Parsons and checked her reflection in the mirror. She had been awaiting the arrival of her beautician and was eager to greet her. Wearing a smart beige skirt suit of polyester she looked business-like and stylish. The jacket had sleeves that were three-quarter length and had one large front button. Fully lined, the knee-length skirt was pencil-thin and accentuated her wide...

In hindsight, Her Ladyship, Penelope Ward-Williamson, thought that it had been pretty idiotic to confront an angry-looking mob of testosterone-high, robustly built, virile young men, in such an outfit. That being her new lightweight summer dress in an all-over polka-dot print, styled with a slightly dropped V-neck and figure-shaping darts under the bust. The hem was way too short and flared and proved to be an absolute ey...

Who was it who said that you can't always judge a book by its cover, and you can't always judge a lady by her outward demeanor? Take Lady Penelope. She might appear to be just another classy MILF, who could fill out an evening dress and sit across from one while sipping Champagne and thrusting her huge bosom out for all to enjoy. But if she decided to invite you into her boudoir, be prepared to unleash a feverish nymphoma...

It wasn't until after she turned fifty-one that Lady Penelope Ward-Williamson openly embraced the 'Kink' community. Before the global pandemic, there had been a great many sex clubs in London. Now, only a few had reopened to the discerning public after the virus had more or less been defeated. Le Boudoir is still one of the UK's smartest lifestyle venues, where a world of naughtiness, sexual liberation, and debauchery hid...

The castle garden was intricately built with the finest fauna. Every patch of roses and trinket of bushes was carefully pruned to sculpt a beautiful alleyway and a labyrinth of fragrant flowers for the season. Birds merrily chirped as they shared the blessings of this afternoon. In the center of this maze, a small but lovely pavilion lay to give shelter. And in it, the images of 2 maidens could be spotted a couple who sha...