Table humping Stories

With all of the ruckus about Delany and Lillian’s disappearance, Tim forgot it was almost Christmas. He rummaged through the boxes in his store room and found his battery-operated twelve-inch Christmas tree. His only decoration. He set it up on his counter and put in the batteries. A flip of the switch and the eleventh celebration of his tree began. Tim popped a beer and just looked at it. It brought back a lot of sad mem...

“We’re almost there, ma’am,” declared one of the two police officers, seeing Van was still visibly shaken. She simply nodded, her body trembling from a mixed state of shock and surprise. She had resigned herself to the fact that she would probably spend the night at the police station instead of the town she had intended to visit. While the officers escorted Van to the police station, her girly tumescence rubbed against h...

There was a jangling of the bell as they walked into the bookshop. Godfrey gallantly stood back to allow Eugenia through the doorway as he took off his hat. He then followed her to greet the shopkeeper who was seated at his desk. The white-haired, portly, bespectacled Mr Johnson rose to shake Godfrey’s hand warmly and gave a slightly more muted, old-fashioned bow towards Eugenia, as was proper towards the wife of a favour...