Comet Q
The shadow of his cock slithered across the rooftop like a snake.
Comet Quetzalcoatl—technically Comet C-2014/UN271, but called Comet Q because of some inane conspiracy theory connecting it to the gods of the Aztec calendar—curled across half the sky, visible even in the daytime, looking to Lena like the arched eyebrow of a disapproving parent. Surely the end of the world was at hand. It meant nothing of course, the comet was just another dead space rock from the Oort Cloud, unfortunate...