Old wives tale Stories

Nurse Jonathan cursed as he contemplated his bleeding finger, cut by a smashed tumbler. It bled badly and he was taken aback at the crimson flow. "The best remedy for that is to stick it up the arse of the nearest female pronto." Jonathan looked at Mister Beck, an eighty-year-old patient who had shown wisdom and platitudes in his fortnight in the ward. "It's an old-time cure and never fails." Jonathan grinned and sought o...