It May Never Happen
Two longtime mature friends discover during conversation that they are both going without sex, they rectify the situation.
"Cheer up Jim, it may never happen," smiled the mature woman to the equally mature man in the shop. "Oh, hello Sally, that is the trouble, it never does," replied Jim. "Sounds serious," smiled Sally, wondering if Jim was talking about what she thought he was. "Not really, it can't be helped," said Jim, thinking that Sally, whom he had known for years, was rather attractive. "Nothing I can help with then?" said Sally, more...