Floppy Stories

My wife and I had a nuts night out in Manchester with a large group of mixed friends. We danced and clubbed until the early hours. The remaining five friends and us two ordered a taxi back to the Diamond Lodge Hotel. We had already drunk too much,  but someone in our group decided we needed more. We trawled the streets in the cab looking for a late garage, but couldn't find one. We gave up and returned to the hotel. I che...