Fish Stories

This story only available on Lush Stories.“E’er starlit water greets rolling mistAnd emerald tides greet smiling moon,Thou shalt hearest Neptune’s splash:Beware yon mermaid’s doom.”For some people, stuff like in the films never happens. I never win competitions, and I never win prizes or the lottery (okay, I never enter or buy a ticket, but it’s not the point). I am always just seconds too late to pick up the wallet full...