Punchlines
A Virgin is getting married and tells her friends
"Jewelry, my dear, jewelry!" Hold my fingers two incles apart, "This is six inches!" "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you are thinking!" Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds? The group at the table started cracking up at every line. They were so loud some of the other patrons were complaining to the management. The servers tried to quiet them down, but in moments another line would be tossed out and...