Cockney rhyming slang Stories

The Princess of Wales paused; her eyes sought out the Netherlands’ Ambassador. Having sighted his supportive smile, she concluded her speech: “The exhibition’s highlight is the two Vermeer paintings I’ll now unveil. The one on your left is a delight, the unexpected companion piece for the more famous Girl with the Pearl Earring. Rediscovered in Delft just over a year ago, this painting not only generated global excitement...

Auntie Dot barrow boys, lame duckable, but God they mangled strine. “Sexy meanz Aussie, like Beanz Meanz Heinz,” one said. “Like Tim-tams, vegemite,” his twin brother chimed. “Me? Kangaroos?” I asked. “You’re a corker shelia. But kangaroos sexy? You’re as mad as a cut snake.” “You know they’ve got a two-pronged todger?” That impressed, leading to me being double porked in a Pommy sausage-fest in the pub’s bathroom. Making...