The Diet Debacle Sexcapade
One man's forbidden éclair leads to a steamy corporate climax - who knew dieting could be so deliciously dirty?Picture this: Fred, a schlubby office drone with the sex appeal of a wet bagel, decides to go on a diet. Why? Because his coworkers keep mistaking his love handles for emergency flotation devices. One day, Fred's boss, Schnabel, calls him up at midnight. "We need to discuss... things," Schnabel says, his voice dripping with more innuendo than a porn star's Twitter feed. Fred, paranoid as a squirrel on crack, insists they...
