“College sucks!” Marisa exclaimed. “Yea, I agree. I’ve been here six years now and still haven’t gotten laid,” Toby said. “Wait. What did you say? How many years? And you haven’t been laid? Why not?” Marisa asked. “Six years. No, I haven’t yet. I am still a virgin. Guess the girls here like smarter guys than me,” Toby replied. “Wow. I am sorry to hear that. I don’t think it’s the smarter guy thing though. Most of the girl...