I suppose I could blame it all on the errant barge that broke loose and ended up wrapped around the lock gates. Not that I need to blame anything all things considered. The gates couldn’t be closed and that led to the river north of the gates dropping to historically low levels. No barge traffic was allowed and many of the chemical plants along the river ran out of raw materials. That didn’t mean that they could just shut...

I got out of my car after another long day. I walked around the front of the car and paused for a moment at the sexy picture of my wife that I had framed and hung in the garage. I placed it so that every day I got out of my car, I would see it on the way to our kitchen door. No matter how bad a day I had, her picture blew it all away and lifted my heart. The picture was racy, to say the least, and would have been even mor...

“Hey, Shelly, can I pick you up for lunch?” “Sure, why not?” “Are you OK?” “Yea, Ed came home drunk again last night." “I’ll be right there.” I got to Shelly’s apartment as fast as I could. Knowing Ed, he gave Shelly hell. Ed was always rude to Shelly, even when they dated. I did not like the son of a bitch. No telling what emotional condition Ed left her in. I knocked on the door and Shelly opened it.“Shelly, how are you...

~~~~~{David}~~~~~ Two days into the clusterfuck I had to un-fuck, and I had completed the un-fucking. The CEO was so pleased that he made the corporate business jet available for me. I discovered when I boarded the plane that evening that he wasn’t being all that magnanimous. He and his family were on the jet as well. They were heading to the same island, although to a different resort. By the time we landed and I got to...

The Smith Family had been close but recently grew apart due to everyone’s busy schedules. Valentine's Day was fast approaching and Tommy wanted to put the spark of love back into his family. He searched the internet for a way to make his family love each other again. He came across a strange website that promised a way to make family members fall in love. There was a recipe for a love potion that, if brewed with love in y...

Fuelled with pizza, champagne and laughter, we left Brenda and Paula alone in the hot tub and retired to the coloured bedroom, the mutually agreed yellow one. All day, the three of us had been sexually worked up. We did not only want to sleep together; we wanted sex, to fuck ourselves silly in a threesome. It would be our first proper threesome, as it was hard to count the one we had earlier in the week in the car. It ple...

The door opened and there stood a fairly tall lady with glasses, her black hair cut into a pixie bob. I didn’t know why, but in my mind, I expected someone quite different as the lady in front of us was attractive… and feminine. “Hello Clare, I am Paula… Brenda’s Personal Assistant, we have both been expecting you… Please come in.” Paula spoke as if she was going to start to recite a monologue, but also with a whiff of a...

I phoned Clare on Sunday afternoon, the day after our safari, as I wanted to check that she was alright. I knew she was going to break up with Alan that very morning and if need be, I fully intended to drive over to see her and give her my full support. “Hi,” I said once Clare had got to the phone, “I am phoning to check if you are alright.” “Thank you and yes, I am okay, but it was not as easy as I thought. I have never...

I parked a couple of minutes later in the large zoo car park. I was still laughing and rubbing my arm. Somehow, neither of the girls had seen the funny side of my, “I have not slept with any men,” comment. But I did not care; I needed my brief moment of triumph. It was part of the inner alpha man I liked to cling to. Though, of course, deep inside, I knew it would not last. I was not a complete fool. My girlfriends would...

“Three tickets please,” I said as we arrived at the pay booth. The girls were still giggling behind me and then whispering to each other, though, unfortunately, each new message was unheard by me. Another round of giggles filled the car, which I grinned at too. However, this time, I had a feeling they were both chuckling at something more at my expense than something genuinely funny. The wildlife safari park had two secti...

I woke up early, Sarah lying beside me, and I was excited, but also somewhat apprehensive as to the way the day would go. Today was going to be the first day that Sarah and Clare would physically meet. I just hoped that it would go as well as the two times we had all spoken on the phone as a group of three. I sat up and looked out of the bedroom window. The day was already sunny, and it looked like it was going to be a ho...