In Married Life Three Is Company And Two Is None
Women are made to be loved, not understood (Oscar Wilde)
Mary and her bestie, Joanne, had finished the second bottle of Chablis when Mary sat up straight with an intense look. She was still single on this, her twenty-fifth birthday, and she asked the very married Joanne some frank questions in a tipsy voice. "Good to know, and tell me, what expression does Tommy have when you're having sex?" "Well, he has two actually. Most of the time he has a contorted face filled with lust,...