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LuceDevlin

Surveillance Of Her Soul

Discordian Wedding at a Halloween Party. Fnord!

deAngelo Brighton was one of the only ones at the party that knew that the party was actually for a wedding. Fitting, as that is something the Maid of Best Men ought to know. It was Halloween. It was Samhain. It was 3 AM. And at this point, the music was loud and penetrative. Everyone was in costume. deAngelo was dressed as the white rabbit who had seen better days as his white frizzy hair looked like doll fluff escaping...

SBstories

Better Take the Stairs

Get ready for an explosive elevator ride.

William’s elevator rides with Jocelyn were always special, especially since she had learned hypnosis. Twenty-seven floors separated them from their destination. She never needed that many. On the first floor, she undid her blouse to reveal a diamond necklace... On the second floor, the necklace swung left and right... On the sixth floor, William’s eyes got heavier and heavier... On the eighth floor, she commanded him to s...

EmmaMoon

Gear Grinding

Shifting gears is just like stroking a pussy.

"Emma, you're not a race driver! If you keep shifting gears so abruptly, you might damage the transmission!" He put his hand on mine while I held the stick. "It's just like stroking a pussy," he said with a mischievous grin. "You need to be gentle and smooth with it, not rough and aggressive. Don't rush; take your time finding the right rhythm." As I started adjusting the lever, he guided my hand, demonstrating the fluidi...

EmmaMoon

Be Careful What You Wish For

The story of how the devil found his bride.

Lucifer, the prince of darkness, made a rather unusual decision. He resolved to marry a mortal woman, but with a specific preference: he sought a virtuous woman, one whose heart was pure and untainted by the sins of the world, and corrupting her would be the ultimate challenge for him that would bring him great pleasure. Lucifer believed that by perverting a woman of such purity, he could prove his dominance over humanity...

EmmaMoon

Muted Desires

I masturbate while he is in a work Zoom meeting.

While Sir held a Zoom meeting in another room, wearing a headset, I slipped my hand under my panties. My imagination ran wild; every touch sent my desires soaring until I succumbed to the exquisite pleasure. When I told him about it later, he went pale. "Please tell me you were quieter than usual!" "Why?" "I sent the meeting recording to my boss. Your moaning in the background would be disastrous." Though I believe his bo...

EmmaMoon

Love Is A Ruff Game

It’s heat season.

"There must be a bitch in heat nearby; the dog is acting crazy! He is going to destroy all of his girlfriends!" Emma whines, her gaze fixed on the mounds of stuffing from teddy bears that her dog had ripped apart as it humped them. "Why are you so surprised?" Sir smirks. "You're a horny, little minx, and the dogs take after their owners. In comparison to you being in heat all year, your dog is actually quite tame." Emma r...

Hamlin

Tanya's Shrinking Tits

Tanya's helpful brother has a solution to the problem of his sister's shrinking tits

Tanya loved her tits. They were large, firm, round, and bouncy. Tanya was proud of her big, natural melons, flaunting them and showing them off in skimpy tops that displayed her inviting cleavage. Everywhere she went, men stared at her funbags, making Tanya's pussy wet and gooey. Tanya was not the only admirer of her melons. Her melons, in fact, had many admirers. One of these was her older brother, Russ. Russ jerked off...

LunarVenom

Fuckdoll

Submission is so complete sometimes...

Rip my shirt piece by piece. Drop me to my knees. Bend me over on all fours Call me slut, bitch, or your little whore. Cuff me to the wall,  Cuff me to the bed. I'm your personal "fuck-doll" To spank until I'm sore and red. I'm eager to please I can take you Anywhere you want with ease. And orders, I'll gladly follow through. Your pleasure is my goal. I know my place, But you can remind me of my role Restraints, spanks, c...

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Sandrine

Tranquility Part 4- a 69 in 67

I didn't change the world, but he changed mine

This story takes place in 1967- the Summer of Love I woke up the next morning to a very red and sore behind. As I lay in bed, wincing in pain, Detective Liu was next to me staring at the pale, white ceiling. “I don’t know what to do with you,” he said in a barely audible voice. He turned to look at me and shook his head. “You’re hopeless,” he added; and for a split second, I actually believed him. Still, I wasn’t going to...