No fish Stories

"Hurry up, MaryLou," yelled Shelby out her car window. "We still gotta fetch Kimmi." MaryLou climbed into the car frowning, "Kimmi ain't comin'. She wants to stay in again - with Bob."  "What? She's can't miss the Catholic Church fish fry!" yelled Shelby. "Wow, she must really be into this Bob guy. I've hardly seen her in weeks. Anybody even met him?" asked Jeanie. "Nope," they all replied. "Where'd she even meet him?" as...