Gym rat Stories

When I was in my early thirties, I decided to join a gym. I had recently broken up with my longtime girlfriend and thought that I needed to trim up a little bit. Aware that I most likely was going to be targeting women younger than myself, I felt like I needed to look my best. I took a tour of a local gym one afternoon. It was in a very large, two-story building with ample parking out front. If I recall correctly, it used...

The next morning Sven awoke to the sound of the shower and the sweet, heady smell of Kelly on the pillow. He thought, “This is what heaven is like. I want to wake up like this every morning.” He languished as memories of the last evening came flooding back to him, but then, really had to pee. The bathroom door was open, so Sven walked in and asked, “Hey Kelly, would you mind if I use the toilet?” Sven was mesmerized by th...