Bon jovi quotes Stories

“Nine-One-One, what’s your emergency?” “My dick is swollen! Something’s wrong with it! It’s been hard for like eight hours!” “What is your name?” “Chet.” “Chet, what is your location?” “Uh, 1926 Davenport Drive.” “Stay calm; help is on the way.” The dispatcher muted her microphone and yelled to her supervisor “I got a hard one! Alert Nine-One-One Kat, stat!” ❀❀❀ As the ambulance arrived, a police detective was already in...