Mrs R Intrudes
Some pets are obstacles to romance.Mrs R is a jealous pussy. I sit close And feel her fur. She’s between us I can hear her purr. My hands are so antsy I want to touch. We’re on the couch I want you so much. But Mrs R intrudes Mews purrs and licks. You read the news This cat has a few tricks. Your cat is so prim So proper and dignified. She cleans her paws And grins with pride. I’m at a loss Of what to do? I want you completely But your cat does too. I put...