Trad Wife: Hard Ball
Mary Anne drives a hard bargain and gets a hard as her reward
All eyes in the room were on me as I spoke. “Your contract, sir, is akin to masturbating with a cheese grater—slightly amusing, but mostly just painful.” “It’s a standard contract, Marion,” the well-groomed, three-piece-suit-wearing shyster persuaded. “It’s very generous.” “It’s Mary Anne, not Marion, but you can call me Miss Mary Anne. The only generosity I see here is toward Good Knight Productions, and this is only a ‘...