Reasons
Do the cons of long hair outweigh the pros or vice versa?
“I don’t get you,” said the blonde. “What?” asked her dark, natural-haired friend. “You always complain about your hair, yet you never cut it. Why?” “Reasons.” “Twenty years griping about this but ‘Reasons’. Okay.” Later that evening, while washing the dishes, Ms Reasons’ boyfriend reached around her and added to the workload. Her ass ground into him, halting his turning escape. “You’re forgetting something,” she said. He...