Stories
“All rise! Court is now in session. Justice Alison Londerwan presiding.” “Be seated,” said the judge. Rumple’s lawyer leaned over and said to Grace, “Oh, God. Judge Londerwan has a reputation for being a real hardass! If she decides against us, you may al...
My husband died in my arms early in 1969. He was thirty-one years old and I was a devastated eighteen-year-old. Edward's parents were every bit as wonderful as he was and did everything they could to help. They even offered, without being the least bit pu...
My father remarried, a beautiful woman named Susan. She was about forty and very pretty, tall and slim, with short, curly dark hair and a camel toe. Around the house, she would often wear very short, very tight shorts which would cut deep into her cleft....
Cumming Soon
Feeling the needShe is being chased through the woods by a man she can't quite recognise. He is getting closer and closer, she can't outrun him. He grabs her and flings her to the ground, but before she can scream she wakes up. She lays there, panting, waiting for her he...
Molly owns a beautiful mountain woodland cottage. I built it for her, Off-grid, 1800 square feet in the middle of a hundred acres. It has hot and cold running water, central heating and cooling, modern appliances, and a zero-carbon footprint. When there i...
Rainbow House
Tomorrow we celebrate our unity, tonight we celebrate our differences.The Apartment Building Twelve years ago my uncle left me an obscene amount of money. After giving half of it away I decided to buy an apartment building for different people. I found a dilapidated seven-story building and a contractor willing to do what I...
Deep Throat
How to get (and keep) your man.I am a stalker. I am not allowed to reveal the name of my target, whom I will call X, but I can tell you he is a multi-platinum singer with a reputation for screwing any girl who will spread her legs for him. He usually has four or five girls a night and...
Mommy Dearest
The family that plays together ...I was born in London but I grew up in Toronto. I was also married and widowed there. After my husband died I returned to London to live with my mother. I had not seen her in ten years, but she was there for me when I needed her. My mother was a lush and a...
In 1965, at age fifteen, I was emancipated with my father's blessing. This meant basically that I was able to live where I wanted and could not be arrested for truancy. Also, I could work full time as an adult. There may have been other implications but t...
Plumber's Mate 03 - The Plug
It's not always the pizza guy.I am a plumber. I have the crack to prove it. That and an SUV full of tools and parts. The only better job, to my mind, is writing. I do that too. Sometimes I work for one of three landlords who between them own maybe fifty properties. One of them asked...
Plumber's Mate 01 - In the Beginning
It's not always the pizza guy.I am a plumber. I have the crack to prove it. That and an SUV full of tools and parts. The only better job, to my mind, is writing. I do that too.Many years ago I had the opportunity to apprentice as a plumber. Having had two businesses fail I figured a p...
I was a late bloomer. By the time I turned sixteen I had never masturbated, never had sex, never had an orgasm. This is how that changed. This is how I had my first orgasm. I was emancipated at fifteen, and a hippie. I had no home, but I had a lot of frie...
Plumber's Mate 02 - Citizens Band
It's not always the pizza guy.I am a plumber. I have the crack to prove it. That and an SUV full of tools and parts. The only better job, to my mind, is writing. I do that too. Recently I had occasion to call on a new customer, a favour for a friend. The home was an old but cared-for...
I Love Prague
I hate to fly, but sometimes it's worth the aggravation"Prague? Are you serious?" "This had better be worth my while." "A man? You want me to fly halfway around the world to meet a man?" "If he tries to touch me I expect you to bail me out." "Okay. Make sure there's a driver waiting for me at the airport." "A...