I have searched the seven seas Have never found love Is there love for a creature like me? I am different I know there must be differences We are all different Accepting is tolerant Accepting shows your true heart Swim to me Fulfill me I have begged of the gods of the sea Poseidon Amphitrite Aegeaon Never have they answered my pleas I must know love before I perish Will you answer my call my pleas? Will you swim with me?...

  Diane and April had been besties since they were in grade school. They went through puberty together and masturbated together a few times but never more than that. After college, they moved away from each other. They made a promise to each other to scratch one thing off their travel bucket list each summer.They had traveled to many places across the world, Europe, Jamaica, and many locations across the United States. Ea...

Samantha was offered a job making way more money at another restaurant. The big decision on her part was familiarity with her job and the new job was some 250 miles away. She also knew she would miss Emily.What finally clinched it for her was discovering she would be able to move with her sister Sandra as they had a job opening for a bartender at the same restaurant. So, they packed their bags and moved into their new apa...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me one big kiss. On the second day of Christmas my true Love gave to me two orgasms and One big kiss. On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three French ticklers Two orgasms and one big kiss. On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me four sext messages Three French ticklers, two orgasms and one big kiss. On the fifth day of Christmas my true l...

Amy had just had a terrible break up with their boyfriend of a couple of years so Maria and Laura who had suffered the same fate not too long ago thought getting away might help Amy. Marie and Laura had decided to take Amy to a bed and breakfast for some fun and help her forget. Marie, who was from Canada, knew some bed and breakfasts in northern Canada. Amy asked, “Is so dark there most of the time that time of year in C...

I loved you like I have never loved before I gave my heart I gave you my soul You threw me aside You loved another I was destroyed Nothing left to live for A light shined on me The light said you are loved The light said I love you My eyes opened from my despair I saw you in the light An Angel sent to me The Angel saved me from myself I now know true Love Love comes from within Love comes from your light Love is to be tre...

The smell of fall is in the air, crisp cool mornings. In the distance the glow of an early morning fire lit the sky.Jane (Was not her given name but, her given name was Hurit which meant beautiful and when spoken everyone thought she was in pain), and her tribe were gathering food for the winter. This included nuts, berries and some wild fruit that grew in the nearby forest. They used to hunt wild turkey, but too much wil...

The three of them sat watching movies and tossing popcorn back and forth. It was their usual Friday night ritual and had been for years.They were all now in their early thirties. They had gone through jobs, marriage, boyfriends, and probably some girlfriends. Whatever life had flung their way. Nothing changed it.They made one solemn vow at the end of high school and even cut their hands a little to seal the pact. This had...

A beautiful October evening. Fall is in the air. My bestie, Erica, and I go to the Fall Festival every year and have since we were kids. We go primarily to eat everything that is deep-fried fried and sweetened. Which is practically everything.We enjoy looking at the fall leaves and pumpkins plus the smell of fair food amid the cool, crisp weather. Sometimes we go on the hayrides or some other activity offered. Each year s...

It was another hot summer day as I took a break from work to go to my favorite sandwich shop. There I can get away from work and relax during my hectic week. I sat down in my favorite corner table to read my emails in private on my laptop. My favorite waitress came over and said, "Emily, would you like your usual iced tea today”? “Yes. That sounds perfect, Samantha." She winked playfully and said, “I'll be right back with...

We met one night under a full moon A hint of fall in the air The band was playing I gazed across the moonlit room You were sitting alone as I was I walked over to you and asked Care to dance? You nodded yes The moon showed off your beauty The music was entrancing We danced we hugged My desire grew with each dance As I thought yours’s was You were intoxicating to my sense’s Kissing you I had to know It was magical, it was...

I listen to the beat of your heart In perfect unison with mine The song we sing with our hearts Is a chorus of love The music is ours to hear Inaudible to others The drums and piano Play a song of love This song is meant for us only The music is heavenly Repeated over and over My only wish is never to sleep The only time the song is not heard My lips mouth the words of the song To you and you only I love you

A little about Blunder Muffin. My name is Michelle Snot I am the regional sales manager for Blunder Muffin. We lovingly refer to our company as BM it can occasionally be a shifty place to work. One of the qualifications for working here is having a fetish for butt plugs. (Actually, it’s the only qualification for working here. We must keep out the riff raff you know.) Let me introduce you do some of the fine staff. My ass...