Not long ago, after many years spent at a prestigious university as a professor of ancient languages and antiquities, I made a striking discovery that you might like to be made aware of. I found a new language that came from the ancient world. This new language is identical to the script of many ancient languages but the meaning of some words is very different. For example, I came upon a classic tale (known throughout the...

We, Force Two, had been in space for a long time, too long. Euphoria spread amongst us when we saw it, the first planet to appear outside of our galaxy. We quickly batted possible names for it about. We decided on Shambala and prepared to land. Except we didn’t land, we crashed, and when I counted all the dead bodies, I knew I was the only survivor. I need not tell you how low and desperate I felt. There it was before me,...

Yep, last year’s New Year’s Eve was a real doozer. I remember quite clearly what was going on leading up to the 10, 9, 8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1…hoo-ha. I wore heels and a hot, red satin dress, adorned with sequins, straps, and pearls. Undoubtedly, it helped attract Adam. We made eye contact and a connection early in the evening which led to a tango, in which I felt his pocket rocket up against me, as his knee moved between my thig...

The start of that summer was no different than summer's past, same old, same old. Every day pumping gas, every night driving around the southern Illinois night, drinking beer and occasionally visiting the make-out grounds at the old mill. When we heard that my brother Billy was killed in Nam, everything changed. My home became a house of sorrow, filled with the dirge-like cries of my mother. And when I couldn’t take it an...

It had been a long, hot day of picking and planting in the blazing sun when trouble came running over the hill. With locks as red as the devil’s tail a flowing and titties shifting from side to side, she said, “Come on James. I’ve had my eyes on you. Come with me,” as she grabbed my hand and rushed me to the tool shed. And I went, even though I knew there would be trouble. She was the lady of the house, Sally Grimes, the...

I guess we all feel guilty about something sometime. My problem, I believe, was that I felt guiltier than most. I was having lewd thoughts that were out of control. When I looked at a girl, I wanted to feel her, smell her, run my hand through her hair and down her body, all the way down to the moist lips of her pussy. In my religion, it’s considered sinful for a girl to think that way about another girl. When I feel such...

Watching Mai Li was as good as smoking a joint in the poppy fields of Nam. One night I wanted more. It made me feel small like a corner junkie begging for a fix. She didn’t play the offended game though when I asked her for the favor, she acquiesced right away. She said, "It's alright, American gentleman, I got you." She then generously gave herself away for free. She squatted on a Priapus, son of Dionysus and Aphrodite....

One thing was for sure, his memory was going. The only thing he remembered about this mission was that he was supposed to deliver some eye medication to a pregnant girl named Maria for her baby. Who knows, they might call the child Jesus and, maybe, it might lead a revolution or something. Not his concern, his job was to deliver the medicine on time. It was his last mission and he wanted to get it right. This Maria, maybe...

Shelly was having a flashback about the most traumatic experience of her whole life during the dolphin research lab interview. The job that called for her to observe the dolphins in training for a secret military mission and that called for her to determine which dolphins had become the most competent to carry it out.  Shelly felt a glimmer of what it might feel like to be patriotic before the memory came back. Before rem...

My best friend is wanted at the end of a rope for murder. I got the poster that says so right here.   Gonna hang at high noon in a few minutes, if I don’t do something about it. However, I got another best friend; at one minute to twelve she comes out of the hotel naked.   Everybody watches her big tits swing in the wind and her fat, bearded belly, roll. Everybody thinking, I’d like a piece of that pie.   Meanwhile, at th...

Do you play with dolls? I do. You want to see an example? Here, look, read, listen. Just visualize silly me in my upstairs bedroom playing with myself. And don’t worry, everything is legal, I’m sixteen years old playing with my dolls and my imagination and my body, heh-heh. Here I go, talking to my dolls, my girls. How many times do I have to tell you, call me officer, not guard. Now, wash the fucking floor before I sell...

They told us we were guilty and they told us we didn’t have long to live. While we waited, they said we could do anything we wanted on this large spaceship, headed to nowhere. We, Lois and I, took them up on it. I gave her naked buttocks a nasty lashing. She called me “master”. She pretended not to know I was a mass murderer and I never mentioned to her that I knew she was a serial killer. After all, we didn’t have long t...

­­The monumental day had arrived. Becky’s client for her practicum was on the table and Becky had to demonstrate that a) she knew how to give a therapeutic massage and b) that her client enjoyed it. One problem though, her client had the biggest hard-on she had ever seen. She felt herself to be weak in the knees. She felt the wetness between her lips; she felt her cunt awakening. So she could continue massaging around the...

Feeling very down, Dee wanted to devise a cure for whatever ails you. He went into isolation in order to find an answer. Found it! Pick a sunny day, climb a 1000 ft. mountain; saunter down to the ocean and swim with wild dolphins Then come back home and concentrate. Masturbate to some big tited, 57 year old lovely on Cammonster. Worship the goddess And say the mantra, Hot Juicy Blessings, my friend. Squeeze the phallus, s...

  Death, you have an ugly face; My valentine’s is so much prettier!   Damn you, I’ll beat you in a race, To my valentines bed, To bring about some grace   For sure, my love for my love will best you I am ahead, no time to rest My heart beats for My dying valentine   Before I reach you I beseech you Stay alive!   I see you in a ring of fire, although things seem so dire as I look into your fevered eyes so bright and tired...