"Just another beautiful day in paradise baby." Gypsy said happily, squeezing my hand. "You just wait Gypsy. It's only gonna get better!" I replied with a wink. It was the perfect morning to drop the top on her El Dorado and cruise the roads around the lake. We headed to our favorite breakfast spot that over looked Clear Lake. It was a hideaway mostly frequented by astronauts, locals and hungry fishermen. As we strolled ou...

My tires squealed as I rounded corner after corner and sped through the levels of the parking garage searching for an open spot. Dammit I thought as the car in front of me slipped into the only open space I saw. As I got closer, I realized there was another spot across from that one, hidden initially from my view by a pickup truck. I hopped out of my car, and quickly pulled my wrinkled shirt over my head. Then I unbuttone...

I saw Barb's new toy long before I pulled into her driveway. She had parked her vintage 1955 gun metal grey Gullwing Mercedes in front of the front doors. Barb knew I was a car guy and wanted to show off a bit I imagined. Damn!, I thought to myself, I'd like to drive that almost as much as I like to drive Barb. This would be my first time to see Barb since my outrageous birthday party last Saturday night. Barb had left th...

S U R P R I S E ! ! ! ! the shrill voices yelled as someone turned the lights and music on. Confetti went airborne and noisemakers rattled and honked wildly. "What the heck?' I stammered in total shock. I stood stunned for a long second before realizing what was going on. Then I looked at all the happy faces gathered for this little surprise 21st birthday party of mine. Except for Charlie and his band, it was all women. T...

"Howdy!!! We over slept! We need to be at my lawyer's office in an hour. Get up!" "What?" I said rubbing sleep from my eyes. Gypsy and I sprang from the bed and raced into the shower together. It was just a quick suds up wash off, but it would have to do. Nothing cologne and perfume can't hide Gypsy said with a giggle. We quickly dressed, and made a mad dash for the appointment. "We are signing papers today to make our bu...

I pulled my Bimmer under the large port-e-cache and parked next to Gypsy's triple red Cadillac El Dorado. That's the biggest damn car I've ever seen. I smiled to myself as I walked around the large chromed continental bumper and into the back door to the house. "Gypsy!" I called as I walked through the back door. "You here?" That's odd I thought. The house was usually lit up like Christmas and had music blaring so loudly...

I called Gypsy to bring her up to speed on my ' nooner '. "Howdy, Ms. Thompson called me crying." The calm tone of Gypsy's voice stunned me. "Wwwhat the fffff ...?" I started before Gypsy interrupted me. "I told you, she's a tough cookie! "But Gypsy," I said. Gypsy continued, talking over me, "For a split second I thought your appointment with her had gone badly Howdy. But I was very relieved to learn her tears were happy...

As I pulled into her drive, there she stood in the doorway, wearing only panties. Gypsy practically bounced out the door and jumped into my arms, wrapping her arms around my neck and her legs around my waist. We shared a deep hot kiss to celebrate our first day's success. Then we walked hand in hand back inside. She poured us a Tequila shooter as we settled in to talk about the appointments. "Howdy," Gypsy started, "where...

I laid there totally naked as this poker faced, tall beauty slowly walked towards the bed. The blond laying next to me laughed uncontrollably at having pulled one over on me. "Soooooo," I stammered sheepishly, looking back and forth at both of them, pointing to the brunette, then to the blond. "you're Liz...aaaand she's...not?" "Yes Sir. And I take you Sir, must be Howdy?" she said as she leaned over between my bended kne...

Liz lives on a small ranch off of CR 269 near Cobb Rd." Gypsy said, giving me directions to my 6pm appointment. "Make sure you close the gate behind you coming and going. Whatever you do, do not let Widow Maker, her prized Brahman rodeo bull get out. If you think we make a lot of money on your sperm, you should hear what she makes in stud fees off of this bull." she laughed. "Seriously, Liz will kill you if anything happe...

"What do you mean?" I asked Charlie's friend in disbelief. "Are you saying you will pay me to have sex with some of your lady friends? Uhhh , are you serious?" It seemed like I was entering someone else's fantasy. This would certainly beat the hell out a real 9 to 5 job at the hardware store, or mowing yards all summer I thought. I was nearly twenty-one, was going to college and living the good life. It wasn't like I was...

Trish grabbed a handful of my shirt and pulled me closer to her. She looked up at me and batted those long eyelashes, "You ARE coming tomorrow aren't you?" "Of course I am Trish. I wouldn't miss it for anything." I reassured her. "You better mister or else." she purred as her hand slipped between my legs. I selfishly admit, the only reason I had agreed to speak to another one of her graduating classes, was her promise of...

Here it was, 5 o'clock on a lazy Friday afternoon and all the crew who worked at the ranch were leaving for the weekend. All but one that is, you, my live in chef. You and I shared a special bond. Your grandfather had worked for my grandfather, then your dad for my father before your dad retired to his native country a few years ago. Our families roots were so intertwined it was impossible to separate them. You loved bein...

I was so fucking pissed off, I could have spit fire and brimstone. Here I was...again. I had let my guard down, and again, you had me lock, stock and barrel. If my fist could have reached my face, I would have punched my own lights out. DAMMIT! How could I have been so fucking stupid...TWICE!As Symbian pumped into mid air, you took a large dollop of KY jelly onto your fingertips. You brandished your lubricated fingers in...

Even though tethered at the wrists, we said little to each other as we made our short walk between the cars back to the station. I hailed a cab and we took a short ride to one of my favorite restaurants for breakfast. After ordering, my attempt to introduce myself was met with you shaking your head, blurting out NO and your free hand covering my mouth quickly. "I don't want to know your name! Our names are secrets we shou...