I was walking across the schoolyard to the cafeteria when I saw them. Two of the older girls who looked like they were fighting. There was a small group of spectators gathering around them.
There was clearly something up, so I quickly made my way over to see what was going on - one of my responsibilities as Head Girl was to monitor the behaviour of the other girls during break.
As I walked, I could see that they were tussling quite forcefully over something. Then I noticed that one of the girls was Kate Milton – the Hockey Captain. And the other one was – Jo maybe? I didn’t know what they were fighting about, but I knew I needed to stop them. There were teachers on patrol as well, and if they were spotted, there would be trouble!
I tried to get in between them to separate them, but they were brawling and spitting like two cats!
‘What the fuck are you doing? Get off!’
I reached for the item they were fighting over – was it a plate?
‘Let go!’ I panted. I felt a shove, and I stumbled and heard a crash.
‘Oh, bloody hell – now look what you’ve done, you stupid bitch!’ It was Kate that had spoken.
I looked down and saw the broken pieces of the plate - if that was what it was. Oh no! I was mortified. How had that happened? It looked important. Had it been me that had broken it?
‘Oh, Kate – I’m sorry! I didn’t mean…’
‘Oh, God, if it isn’t Miss Goody Two-shoes, the Head Snitch!’ announced the other girl, who I now recognised as Jo Bradley – one of the more notorious girls in the school.
‘What’s going on? Why are the three of you fighting?’ Bloody hell - it was Miss Jones, the maths teacher. What awful timing!
Jo didn’t waste any time.
‘We weren’t fighting, Miss Jones – not until Judy tried to grab the award that Kate was showing me. Me and Kate tried to stop her taking it, and she shoved us, and threatened to make sure we got caned if we didn’t give it to her!
My jaw dropped at this outright lie. I’d only just arrived on the scene, and I was being accused of starting the fight and trying to take the – the whatever it was!
Miss Jones gave me a hard look.
‘All right, all three of you – to the Headmistress’s office, right now! We will sort it out there!’
Miss Jones quickly marched the three of us across the school. After a word with the secretary, we all trooped in to see Mrs Griffiths, the Headmistress.
‘I found the three of them fighting, Mrs Griffiths. And this broken plate on the ground.'
The Headmistress looked carefully over the three of us.
‘I see – two usual suspects, and our Head Girl? Your presence, Miss Bradley, does not surprise me. Miss Milton – this will be the third time for you this term. Not what I expect from my Hockey Captain. And Judy, how are you involved? Trying to break them up, were you?’
Before I could speak, Jo broke in.
‘She wasn’t trying to break us up, Miss – she started it! Kate was showing me the award her mum got for hockey, Miss. It was her – she just started pushing me, and I fell over. And we weren’t fighting. We were just playing!’
Oh, this wasn’t going to go well. Not well at all.
‘Hmmm, I see. Miss Milton, let’s hear what you have to say?’
I looked at Kate, who was staring back at me, directly into my eyes. There was hostility there, and I could almost see the cogs whirring in her brain.
‘Yes, Mrs Griffiths - Jo’s right - we weren’t fighting at all. Just a bit of banter. And if Judy here hadn’t tried to snatch my mum’s plate for no reason, it wouldn’t have been broken!’ she said the words deliberately. It felt like she was daring me to contradict her. Though if I were brutally honest, there was an element of truth in what she’d said, I guess. Not about the fight though.
Looking dubious, the Headmistress turned to me;
‘Well, Judy – can you confirm their story?’ She was obviously expecting me to deny it. Jo was always making things up, and was known for it. It was unusual for Kate, though. She must really be upset about the plate.
I looked at Kate. I knew that she didn’t particularly like me, and that she was angry with me as well. And I knew she now expected me to drop them in it. Me, the Head Girl, or ‘Miss Goody Two-shoes’ as they all liked to call me. It was painful, because I’d had a crush on Kate for as long as I could remember. She was bright, good looking, popular and, not incidentally, had the most wonderful, long, firmly muscled legs I’d ever seen. I always felt clumsy beside her, and I guess I was a bit jealous.
If I told the truth – that they had indeed been fighting, and were lying - they would both undoubtedly be caned. I don’t think Jo cared, but as it was Kate’s third offence, she would probably lose the Captaincy of the Hockey team as well.
I don’t know why I did it, but I wanted to make it up to her, somehow. And show her I wasn’t always Miss Goody-Goody – another of my nicknames. I also desperately wanted her approval.
‘It’s true, Mrs Griffiths. I did break the plate – it was my fault. I – I don’t know what came over me, Headmistress. I – I liked the look of the plate, and – and just wanted to hold it. There wouldn’t have been a fight if I hadn’t - if I hadn’t tried to take it. And it wouldn’t have broken. I know it was wrong, I’m sorry.’ I looked at my feet as I said the words, knowing I was likely to be the one punished now.
Kate looked gobsmacked. That was the only way to describe the expression on her face. We were all lying, and she knew it. But did she know why I didn’t shop her? I hoped not…
Mrs Griffiths raised her eyebrows at me, completely taken aback. I wasn’t entirely sure she believed me, to be honest, though it was difficult to tell.
‘Well, I’m very surprised at you, Judy – Miss Adams. Shocked even. I don’t expect that kind of behaviour from you - you should know better!’
I could see her thinking. Working out what she was going to do.
‘And, Head Girl or not, I’m afraid, if that’s what happened, then you will need to be punished for your poor behaviour and judgement.’
She looked at me, her eyes seeming to penetrate my mind. Could she tell I was lying? If she thought I was, she would probably punish me anyway, I thought, because lying was something she didn’t tolerate. She tended to dole out quite severe punishments for lying.
‘Is that what happened, Judy?’ She was giving me another chance. I didn’t take it.
‘I – yes, Headmistress.’ I looked at my feet. I couldn’t look her in the eye.
She took a deep breath, and sighed.
‘Hmmm. Very well. In a case like this, I would normally consider six strokes of the cane to be adequate punishment. You are, however, the Head Girl, and you are expected to set a good example for others to follow. You have failed to do that, young lady, one way or the other!’