My wife called to tell me she was on her way home, told her I would be waiting with bells on,(southern expression I haave zero idea of what it means other than you look forward to it ),.Once I hung up I got to thinking,went to the garage found the Christmas decorations box,and found an ornament with 3 small bells. Went in the house got naaked and tied them on my dick right behind the head. When she pulled up I went to the kitchen,and stood behind the counter.I strocked (sp) a bit to get flaccid and not soft. She came in and I stepped out with the bells hanging and shook them at her so they would ring. She laughed till she cried,came to me and began ringing my bells while kissing me. You can guess the reult, and the harder I got the more the rinnon got tight till I was about to cry as well, whew, finally got it off though.
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perrym
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 155
0 miles · San Miguel de Cozumel
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I am 68 years old. I am, pretty much past my prime, I know this. I am not asking for sex chat etc. What I am requesting is a small window into a womans mind.I willl give my story.
....I married at 21, my virgin bride was 20. We basically grew up together. I taught her things, she pleased me and we got along as well as any broke newlyweds. We decided early on it was a marriage license, not a bill of sale. She had 3 blow jobs(that I know of) , I had 2 one night (hour?) stands, in our youth. I loved hearing about her experiences, as I knew she had only had 1 man, Me.(she only did oral as she was a BBW)
.....Fast forward about 15 years, we wind up in separate bedrooms. After 29 years she passed quite suddenly. My love was gone.
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......After 2 years I remarried to another BBW who looked a lot like my love. Worse mistake ever. She was a gambling addict and we went 12 years. Marriage never consumated.
....Met up with my high school sweetie, after 45 years nd we got together and had a grand time !! For about a year :(. Then we both retired and moved to Mexico. Since then Notta.
.....Thing is, I am NOT looking for sex. PERIOD. !!!What I am looking for is "Intimacy" . Just the gentle touch of a pat on the butt, a kiss on the cheek, a small grope in inappropriate places. Basically a sign that, "I still love you, but feel uneasy doing the nasty. " Such a small thing in my opinion.
.......what say you ladies ??
....I married at 21, my virgin bride was 20. We basically grew up together. I taught her things, she pleased me and we got along as well as any broke newlyweds. We decided early on it was a marriage license, not a bill of sale. She had 3 blow jobs(that I know of) , I had 2 one night (hour?) stands, in our youth. I loved hearing about her experiences, as I knew she had only had 1 man, Me.(she only did oral as she was a BBW)
.....Fast forward about 15 years, we wind up in separate bedrooms. After 29 years she passed quite suddenly. My love was gone.
. ......After 2 years I remarried to another BBW who looked a lot like my love. Worse mistake ever. She was a gambling addict and we went 12 years. Marriage never consumated.
....Met up with my high school sweetie, after 45 years nd we got together and had a grand time !! For about a year :(. Then we both retired and moved to Mexico. Since then Notta.
.....Thing is, I am NOT looking for sex. PERIOD. !!!What I am looking for is "Intimacy" . Just the gentle touch of a pat on the butt, a kiss on the cheek, a small grope in inappropriate places. Basically a sign that, "I still love you, but feel uneasy doing the nasty. " Such a small thing in my opinion.
.......what say you ladies ??
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What if, ---- you were born the opposite sex to what you are now. ie: if you are a female, what do you think your life would be as a young viril male? what would you want to do, how would your day/life be?-------------------------Me first I guess, I guess if a female I would have lost my v card around 15 (as a male it was younger) , and as I progressed I would find 3 sums to be the ideal situation,as spit roasting looks fun to me. Probably to the point that any future partner would have to understand my fetish and agree to it. As I aged I am sure it would wane somewhat ,but here I am a 68 year old still wishing my S/O and I could make it happen.
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Some of my most favorite porn, comes from watching shared/3sum/ etc. That said , I tried to get my first wife (virgin), to try it. She refused for years but eventually over a 29 year period blew 2 guys, she told me about one and denied the other. My question is this, especially for the one's like my wife. What were your thoughts at the time ? IE: was it, this is great! This is so much bigger than..., I hate this , but if it is what he wants.......You see where I am going. Answer please even if he never knew. The reason being, when I watch above mentioned porn, I try to think what is going through her mind ?
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A bit of background. I am fairly new to reading erotica, having only started about 50 something years ago with Penthouse letters.34u2J1xbEtNQ5haP .. Then someone invented the interwebs and I am now up to 3 sites a day,(was 4 but try finding lolliwood or asstr these days 
),.All that bs out the way, but enough to let you know I am not a newbie. Would someone please define, Succubus ? Futa ? and there was a 3 rd one that I forget at thhe moment. TIA.
),.All that bs out the way, but enough to let you know I am not a newbie. Would someone please define, Succubus ? Futa ? and there was a 3 rd one that I forget at thhe moment. TIA. Advanced Wordsmith
Oh wow, does this bring back memories. I had just turned 16, but I had been hanging with much older friends ( 17-18) and Mike had a convertible . Mike and our friend Jerry came to my house and said "get in, we gonna pull a train". I had NO idea how that Pontiac was going to pull a locomotive , but I was in. We picked up this girl, Cheryl Friday, and moved on. We went to Chenniere lake and parked in a secluded area. Now , I KNEW, there were no trains around here , yet Mike said everybody move aside, so me and Jerry walked about 20 feet away. Next thing I saw Mike dropped his pants was naked waist down and jumped in the back seat with her, 3 minutes later he jumped up and said next. Jerry went and same thing, I am thinking "OH FUCK, I am a virgin, maybe jerked off 3 times in my life and now this ?? BUT, it had to be done. I walked up and dropped my pants and my tightie whities, crawled in the back seat , (hard as a steel rod ) and told her "put it in" (since I had no idea where to put it) she said "No, you have to find it, I dont touch dicks just fuck them" I crawled up and eventually found the right place, (only 2 choices, second was correct) ,I pumped for about 3-4 minutes with her grunting and making noises I had not heard before. I got out and Mike went back for seconds, At this point I heard her shout "Fuck that, send me big dick again" ." It was then I realized women like a larger phallus (mine was about 8" then ) and so my life of sex began. Oh BTW yes I came again but it took about 10 minutes, loved the feeling of her hairy bush. Also, Mike and Jerry didnt pick me up anymore when they went out, ,,,Wonder why ? 
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K, story is, I posted in the group "Bisexuals" about dick pics. One guy said he would love to share but wasnt a paid member (really? minimum 10 bucks for this ? ) and asked for an e-mail address. SMART me said in your dreams as horny me started typing my "other" address. Sure enough ----nothing. Week later , still, notta. Hmmmm , maybe went to my spam box. Check there and almost from the minute I posted have received dozens of spam messsages, none from him.
....Any old timers here have hints what to avoid in the future ?
....Any old timers here have hints what to avoid in the future ?
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OK, story is, I posted in the group "Bisexuals" about dick pics. One guy said he would love to share but wasnt a paid member (really? minimum 10 bucks for this ? ) and asked for an e-mail address. SMART me said in your dreams as horny me started typing my "other" address. Sure enough ----nothing. Week later , still, notta. Hmmmm , maybe went to my spam box. Check there and almost from the minute I posted have received dozens of spam messsages, none from him.
....Any old timers here have hints what to avoid in the future ?
....Any old timers here have hints what to avoid in the future ?
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OK, shared ladies. I ( and a lot of others I am sure) ,would LOVE to hear your first time shared. Were you promiscuous ? or was it only your second time. What did you think at the "unveiling" of your soon to be lover. What was going through your mind when you did the dastardly deed, etc. Inquiring minds TRULY want to know.
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Quote by StephanieHall
Would I be willing to be shared? It is a fantasy of mine, and my bf has a really hot brother....
How do I raise this uhh... desire.... with my bf?
During pillow talk get HIM to discuss his fantasies,Then you tell yours about 2 men at once.NOT mentioning his brother, but the fact it would have to be someone you both loved and trusted. It wont be as big a threat since you both "love" him,and trust him, and know his health. He will suggest bubba.
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I was perusing the groups page. I saw a group for bisexuals, and 1 for sexy wives,and 1 for over55, etc. As a member of 2 out of the 3 mentioned,I was wondering why some fine lady had not started a group for their husbands/S.O.s /boyfriends/ 1 night stands etc. Show your joy/disappointment . That way other ladies and some bi guys can share in your happy/sad times.
. I know I am not in the cool kids club yet, but I am working on it.
. I know I am not in the cool kids club yet, but I am working on it.
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I was perusing the groups page. I saw a group for bisexuals, and 1 for sexy wives,and 1 for over55, etc. As a member of 2 out of the 3 mentioned,I was wondering why some fine lady had not started a group for their husbands/S.O.s /boyfriends/ 1 night stands etc. Show your joy/disappointment . That way other ladies and some bi guys can share in your happy/sad times.
. I know I am not in the cool kids club yet, but I am working on it.
. I know I am not in the cool kids club yet, but I am working on it.
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Well, lets see. My mom (older than dad ) died when she was 51. Dad died when he was 50. My older brother died when he was 49. I was NOT looking forward to my 48th birthday. Instead, that year my wife of 29 years passed away suddenly of a heart attack at the age of 47. Since then, I figure I have had over 7,000 freebie days . I will be 68 next month, just starting to have smaller health issues and just live day to day. But I live that day to day on an island in the Caribbean, and can truthfully say, when my time does come, the thought in my head and on my lips will be this. "THANKS GOD, IT WAS A HELLUVE RIDE".
Since then, I figure I have had over 7,000 freebie days . I will be 68 next month, just starting to have smaller health issues and just live day to day. But I live that day to day on an island in the Caribbean, and can truthfully say, when my time does come, the thought in my head and on my lips will be this. "THANKS GOD, IT WAS A HELLUVE RIDE". Advanced Wordsmith
My S/O has cut mine for years as she is a former hair stylist, and yes I "tip" her but she demands the whole thing. Prior to that, no, I never tipped a barber. I went to a shop in a mall once for a haircut while the ex shopped and did tip, VERY well, but it was a female with big boobs that made sure my ears were warm while she washed my hair.