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perrym
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I used to be on explorer. Thursday night when I went to "shut down" it had the almost monthly notice of "shut down and download updates" .Since it is the ONLY option to shut down I clicked like I do every month. Woke up Friday morning to the announcement of "Welcome to microsoft edge". Well, thank you, but I was happy for what I had so I will just go to settings and get rid of you.Nope. OK, I will do a system restore, nope, no option, fine then I will do a freakin reset. Three hours later, welcome to ...You get the picture. It took me and the help desk 3 hours to get logged back in to my vpn. I lost all my favorites, when I go to shut down it wont because I changed a password and didnt tell them. Previously my vpn converted all pages to English,(I live in Mexico) now only a third. I went to google and found out it is happening to several people. While reading a story on it I heard a "click" sound and my screen went black for a nano second.(I now have tape over my camera. I am on an Acer laptop.
....I guess what I am asking, is anyone else? I dont see how this is even legal. sad
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You know the one. You are naked in public and the whole world is dressed. Let me tell you what happened last night 1000% true. I first need to preface it with background. My S/O and I live in/on Cozumel island Mexico. For those unfamiliar it is a beautiful island in the Caribbean off the Yucatan peninsula.We retired here 4 years ago, mainly for the beauty and culture as the people are wonderful. The cost of living is extremely low except electric. Due to that we only run the a/c at night while sleeping. That said , we developed a nudist lifestyle 24/7. If we are in the house or back yard we are naked , period. NOW, the story.
...We had a friend visit from the states this week.She is about 20 years younger than us, a beautiful lady from Texas with dark hair and blue eyes .On her last day she wanted to go out and she and S/O went out and I, not the bar hopping type anymore, decided to stay home and keep my fifth of scotch company.
…. Around 9 pm I hear someone shouting outside and open the bedroom door and realize it is S/O yelling for me to open the door as she cant find her key. I meander out to open the door and hear another voice. "Is Carol still with you?" I shout, she said yes we need to get in, I cant find my keys". I told her hold on while I "pants up" as we call it. I heard Carol shout "screw that, I grew up with 3 brothers, I have seen it". I thought to myself, "yeah, but not mine", and the half fifth of scotch I had consumed said, "Screw it, open the door, turn around and walk to the bedroom and put on your shorts, she will only see your ass". So, I did. As I opened the door my S/O handed me a bag with refrigerated stuff and said bring this to the kitchen for me. I do so, turn around, and Carol is standing there with another bag, seeing me in all my (alcohol wilted ) glory. At this point my brain says fuck it, she has seen it enjoy.
…..We sat around for 4 hours just shooting the shit ,having a good time and a few beers. At one time she asked me to take a pic of her with our opossum (yes, we have several, another day and another story), and I was less than 12" from her.
…..Nothing sexual happened at all, but it was thrilling as hell to me, and even today it feels great enough to tell you guys.
….Anyone else have a similar experience ?
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I just wrote a VERY short story for a group I am a member of,and wondered if anyone would be interested in looking it over. It is about as non erotic as it gets.Believe it or not ,it is about opposums.OK, look at my avatar <<< over there. I am a rehabber, we take injured and sick posies in and care for them. It also borrows a format from the late great Erma Bombeck.I know the basics: write what you know, proper grammar and spelling etc. Just that now that I am retired and bored as fuck ,looking for something to do. Any takers ?
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Since our brilliant Mexican govt. (I am USA but retired to Isla Cozumel) ,decided that beer was not essential and none can be found on the island,I am drinking Jim Bean and water.qoBl9Sv3tcf2DBOl ..Unless my neighbor the Municipal Cop has me a suprise .
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Quote by seeker4


That's a very good point. I'd probably be iffy to take it (hypertension and type 2 diabetes, both requiring meds). At present I do not need it, but with those two conditions that may change.

Throw in a bit of A-Fib and that's me.
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Not all men can take Viagra. Because of the meds I am on (age 67) I have ED, and because of those meds I cant take Viagra or the other one, so I am (not) screwed. I have learned to masturbate pretty good with a limp willy though so no toys needed either.
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To the person that wanted to know peoples stories of the first time. Mine was when I was "16" and a friend and I were experimenting while looking at a Playboy. We were laying in my bed and I looked over and his looked weird, come to find out he was uncut (I was cut) and the first I ever saw. I rolled over and got up close and personal with this strange thing and played with it, he grew to his whole 4 inches (remember we were only "16" ) , and it just seemed natural to pull the skin back and lick it, and then suck it. I guess he didn't cum since we were so young, I enjoyed it somewhat though. Second time was a nudist park, dude was a beer can but short and his boyfriend walked up so no go. Long story short , about 50 years after #1 I am living alone pretty much as my girlfriend was a sitter working double shifts (her choice, all she did was watch tv and prepare meals) and I went to CL. Found a few and sucked them all to completion and enjoyed it.Would have been much more fun if they at least stroked me or if it was in a scenario of some sort, but I still enjoyed it.
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Hey, you first 3 guys, try to get down to Cozumel Mex. I just tried in a mirror, left is right ,right is wrong, upside down don't work. and don't even get me started on the pain trying to do the nuggets.
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My S/O knows I am on an erotica site. Which is how I found it, by searching "erotic stories", which I love to read. She is 68 and pretty much done (pretty much ? no. completely) with sex. I still have thoughts and urges of sex and may not get a full erection( meds) but can still masturbate. She is 68 and I am 67 .We were high school lovers who reconnected 45 years later and moved to Cozumel Mex.
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I have,and yes I swallowed, and would again. It cracks me up,at the men who freak at the thought of touching another mans THING. Yet will not hesitate to shake hands with a man. Get your head out of it and think, "its just an appendage,". Would you die if you stuck your finger in your mouth for some reason after shaking hands? Well he may have just taken a piss and not washed, so there that.
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She doesn't know, but I doubt if she found out it would be a big deal. We are mid 60s she is "played out" sex wise and I am not much better in the physical dept, but still have the mental horniness of a teen, so if she found I was reading erotica,it wouldn't matter any more to her than her reading her Victorian biographies etc.
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She doesn't know, but I doubt if she found out it would be a big deal. We are mid 60s she is "played out" sex wise and I am not much better in the physical dept, but still have the mental horniness of a teen, so if she found I was reading erotica,it wouldn't matter any more to her than her reading her Victorian biographies etc.
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Get fucked. I am bi and would really like to know "somewhat" what a woman feels when she gets a load. Kinda gross to some I guess, but you asked.
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I have to agree with Smoocher 100%. The memories, the need to feel affection,and attention. As I get older I find my needs waning bit by bit and am fighting it tooth and nail,guess the old testosterones are finally giving up the ghost,but the mind is still active.
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I much prefer erotica (Lush) as it is easier for me to visualize it and BELIEVE it in my mind.Porn is just so fake.I do view it at times but spend much more time reading from the 3 sites that I frequent.
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Very awkward , My friends came by in Mikes convertible(this was the mid 60s btw) and me Mike and Jerry went cruising.Mike and Jerry were 2 years older but I looked as old as them ,we were teens on a mission. Mike "knew a girl that would pull a train" . We all agreed to go pick her up, (hell I wanted to see this strong girl smile ) , after we got her we went to a secluded area and Jerry signaled me out and Mike and Cheryl stayed in,soon I sawMikes naked ass going up and down and thought "Oh shit". He finished then it was Jerrys turn.Same thing, then, it was my turn. Realize please, at this time, mens magazines did NOT show vaginas. I got in the back seat (it was pretty dark ) dropped my pants and laid on her and told her to "put it in" she giggled and said she would fuck a stranger but not touch his dick. I finally found nirvana and went balls deep, she screamed out "holy shit Mike, you been holding out", about 3 minutes later I wasn't a virgin.
Mike wanted to go again but had troubles so Jerry went. He finished and she called out "Hey big dick, get over here ", and I got my second time. That was what was enjoyable, I was only about 7" max at the time but damn, you talk about an ego builder for a virgin. Oh, BTW , she grabbed and shoved it in the second time,guess I wasn't a stranger,...………...Oh, another learning point that night, did you guys know "pulling a train" meant fucking everybody you can ?? wow I sure learned some stuff that night, like don't screw in a convertible in La. at night in the summer with the wtop down.. Woulda thought my butt hat the measles, damn skeeters.
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Was just watching a buncha videos of the "Dancing Bear" group. How much do you think is legit on them, and have you ever attended a party where an anonymous guy danced around naked while you were dressed and you were allowed to "play" as much as you wanted. If so, of course enquiring perverts want to know.
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The reason I said single guys was the ,by yourself aspect. Guys with someone can always get help in the tight, hard to see places. I have a dad bod and use an electric beard trimmer,as I don't trust myself with sharp things around the jewels.
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Hell, I am from New Orleans and love raw oysters on the half shell, so eating my cum is nothing,but enjoyable. smile
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If you are single, or don't have a S/O to help, how do you manscape ?? My S/O is beyond anything sexual, and walks around with a forest. So asking her for help is futile and perhaps even dangerous. smile..The only mirror in my small home here in Mexico, has a small mirror about 5 foot up, since I am not 10' tall (even though I once thought I was ) that's no good. Today I found my laptop camera, (didn't know I had one on here) and realized I could take pics, shave,and take after pics and even videos to see what I missed. Anyone else have a trick ?
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OK. I am 67 y/o at this point in my life I masturbate, a lot. I have always done it since I was about 14. I used to read Penthouse forums, and look at Hustler etc. Just like everyone. I am married 3 times (1 dead and one I wish , and this one through with that foolishness ) so , I MASTURBATE . My question is guy to guy, ladies please cover your eyes. When you do it, do you use a lube ?? I have tried it and it usually dries up, I don't like it because when it is fresh my hand just glides along. To enjoy (get my nut off ) I need friction, which I don't get with lube. At this age I have to ask, am I doing it wrong ??? lottsa babys in napkins if so. sad
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Last time measured was 2003 by the ex. It was 8 1/2 long, 5 3/4 around. LONG SIGH HERE , today it is probably about 6 by 4 1/2 However, I am able to dunk my scrotum into the toilet bowl. sad I guess a mans dick is like a clock pendulum, as time goes on one side gets longer and the other gets shorter.
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Quote by sprite


who are you, btw? new here? i'm the official newbie inspector. please take off all your clothes and wait your turn. i'll get to you presently.

Well I already was naked, and am. You see I live on an island in the western Caribbean, it is hot, so if I am home, I am naked. smile
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I am . Love it. I am sorry, but has anyone ever looked at an uncut,and thought about how much it looked like the creature from the movie "Tremmors"/ ---just sayin. smile
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Was curious why there is no place to introduce yourself as a new member. Give as much(or little) info as possible. I have been responding to a bunch of posts in forums and don't want anyone thinking I am a perv (well, not that bad of one anyway .) and to understand where I come from. and where I have been
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Depends on situation. Living on this island (Mexico) there are so many bronzed legs, even the fugly girls have beautiful legs (lots of scooter riders ) , I was stopped at a traffic light today and was lusting after a pair of legs in front of me, as they turned I realized it was a guy. LOL. On a beach ? flat belly, at a dinner ? hair and eye combo. See where I am going?
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Bare, but only because it gives me a chance to play with myself with something that vibrates. smile
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I have and swallow every time and love it. Maybe 10 times, and would give anything to be screwed just to see out of curiosity some of what a woman feels . Unfotunately this will most likely never happen as I live on an island in the Caribbean and am not that well versed in Spanish etc. So my pickins are damn thin. sad
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