"Seventy-one: that's sixty-nine with two fingers up your ass." - George Carlin

I have had many wonderful relationships and sexual encounters with women, but most of my writings center on the unfulfilled male-male fantasies that were dangerous to explore when I was young.

I’m not really interested in live-chatting or camming, but I do enjoy exchanging pics and sexy messages with other members. Speaking of members, I don't mind an unsolicited dick pic.

For my part, all the cock shots in my main album are of my own modest equipment. If you ask nicely (bribing me with a dirty photo of your own), I can share my private album.

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MY NEWEST STORY, Disrobed (MM), is not entered in the Festive Flash contest but complies with its spirit. Like "Amy's Mom" below, it features my eighteen-year-old self getting flashed around Christmas and subsequently spewing his hot Christmas Eve nog down an eager throat in under a thousand words.

In my actual Festive Flash competition entry, Amy's Mom (MF), my insecure eighteen-year-old self can't stop thinking about his friend's hot mom, can't decide whether she's flirting with him, and can't figure out what to do about it. Then an accidental splash and flash drive Amy's horny Mom to take charge of the situation.

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If you're interested in sampling from my dozens of published stories, but not sure where to start, allow me to offer some suggestions:

1. Skiing with Keith and Kate (MMF) is my most popular story, with over 18,000 views at last count. On a winter cabin getaway, Kate catches me and her boyfriend Keith swapping semen apres-ski in the sauna. After a difficult conversation about commitment and desire, we find common ground and uncommon ecstasy.

2. The Reunion (MMF) is my favorite story of all that I've written, and has now passed the 10,000-view milestone. After a reunion, I renew ties with a couple I’ve known since college. Although the action is fictional and the characters are anonymized, the couple it's based on are actual friends of mine.

3. Lewd Beach (MMF) begins with a retelling of my actual first visit to a nude beach. Fact gives way to fiction as an awkward encounter with a coworker and his libidinous pregnant wife leads to raw outdoor satisfaction for all three of us.

4. A Hole New World (MM) is a 100% nonfiction tale of me pleasuring a fellow man through a gloryhole. It was the only time I've ever had sexual contact with another man, it was fantastic, and it happened exactly as told here.

5. Dick Job and Pork by Northwest are contest entries that have both received the coveted Recommended Reads award, Dick Job also landing in the Top Ten of the 2022 Le Noir Erotique competition. Longer than my usual tales but crammed with physical and sexual action, these stories bookend what will eventually become my Joe Dick series, in which I become a Federal agent investigating white-collar crime. Vulnerable to the charms of men, cis women and trans women alike, I inadvertently leave a trail of dead baddies and satisfied hotties in the wake of my misadventures.

6. MIDLIFE RENEWAL and IT'S A DATE! series explore desire between male best friends navigating middle age. We become more than friends in MIDLIFE RENEWAL. Fulfilling us each in different ways, the sturdy relationship between Rick and me springboards us both to further explore our sexuality, in my case with men, women and sometimes both. IT'S A DATE! takes me on an actual date with a manly acquaintance, wherein our nervous, tentative flirtations and revelations lead to finding more in common than expected.

7. CONTAGION series is a good place to start if you're more interested in straighter sex without any man-man action. There's lots of role-playing as my wife and I explore our zesty hidden desires during the 2020 lockdown. As social intercourse finally resumes, the built-up tension explodes into a six-way orgy of sexual intercourse. Written at the height of the 2020 Pandemic, I may pick this series up again when the next societal catastrophe hits.

8. BECOMING A MAN and SUMMER COCKBUSTER series are alternative retellings of what could have been in my sexually misspent youth. In SUMMER COCKBUSTER, action in the back of an action movie leads to casual best-buddy fun during multiple summers when we are home from college. It’s mostly playful MM fun with a couple of MMF that spice things up. BECOMING A MAN is a catalog of missed opportunities: MM buddies crossing the line from flirting in the locker room; outdoor exposure or watching porn together leading to actual contact; first true love with a woman; MFF and MMF threesomes; and a wild MFFF group grope. The series concludes with a gay friend initiating me into anal sex.

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MORE FROM MY LIBRARY

OTHER SERIES

DATING DAPHNE series: Daphne's Bath Accident (MF-watersports) | Spraying for Forgiveness (MFF-watersports, very mild discipline)

KATE AND KEITH series: Skiing with Keith and Kate (MMF) | Kate and Shauna in the Sauna (MM/FF)

Complete list of COMPETITION ENTRIES (more or less ordered by my favorites)

Dick Job (TOP TEN winner and RECOMMENDED READ, M-TF, Le Noir Erotique, 2022)

Pork by Northwest (RECOMMENDED READ, MF, MFF, MFFF, MM, M-TF, Punked, 2023)

Grilling the Suspects, (MF, MMM and MMF, Whodunnit? competition, 2024)

No-Dating Policy (MF, Dirty Talk competition, 2024)

Mile-High Christmas Treats (MMF, Festive Unexpected competition, 2023)

Buff Bluff in Banff (MM, MFF, MF, MM, MMFF, Free Sprit, 2023)

Lewd Beach (MMF, Quick and Risque Sex, 2021)

No-Dating Policy (MF, Dirty Talk, 2024)

Riverside Tail (MM | FF, Back to Nature, 2020)

Deepening Our Friendship (MM, Rainbows, 2020)

Going with the Flow (MM-watersports, part of the 2021 Proud and Kinky competition, but the site dropped it from the list of entries when I assigned it to the Summer Cockbuster series after competition ended).

Compensation (MMF, Anti-Valentine, 2023)

The Apple of My Eye (MF, Halloweenie competition, 2023)

OTHER NON-SERIES STORIES

MMM ... MMM ... MMMiddle-Aged Fun (MMM, collaboration with Maturetasty69) | Boss Vegas (FFM) | Human Contact (MF) | Fridays Are the Best (MF micro) | Kissing Santa Claus (MMF, unofficial Christmas micro competition, 2022) | January the First ... of Everything! (MF micro)

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More about me

I’ve known I was bisexual since I was old enough to have sexual fantasies (even if "science" didn't recognize my fucking existence until 2020), but I have only been with a man in one fleeting, incomplete encounter, long ago.

Given the Eighties-era stigma of Bi men supposedly "spreading AIDS" to the straight community and the fact that HIV itself was still a death sentence, guys like me who could be satisfied by women often pursued only women. I now realize what I missed out on: that I could have had numerous hot, satisfying man-on-man encounters with certain friends back in those phobic times.

The desire to take a man’s throbbing penis in my mouth, pleasuring him until he tenses up in ecstasy and I eagerly swallow his sweet semen, has always lingered in the background. In these middle-aged years, my sexual fantasies about men having further broadened to encompass more than quickie blowjobs, I explore deeper intimacies with men in my series It's A Date! and Midlife Renewal.

I can now entertain the idea of cuddling naked with a guy, feeling his (possibly hairy) body pressed against mine while we celebrate the oral ecstasy we have just given each other, kissing and swapping each other’s semen. Or passionately making out with a dude as the thrusts of his warm manhood bring him to the pinnacle of pleasure while his vital essence explodes and spreads inside my ravaged but satisfied posterior. Or putting my penis together with that of a partner in pleasure, touching and stroking each other into slippery ecstasy while we kiss.

As you may infer from my stories, I enjoy sex as an expression of affection between free and equal adults who like each other, a joyous carnal celebration of our brilliant shared time here on earth. A deeper romantic connection is not at all necessary for an ecstatic sexual relationship, but mutual respect is.

I hope you enjoy the fantasies I share. If a story of mine has touched you - or even better, made you touch yourself - I appreciate a nice comment or even a PM about it. I won't be offended by a photo of you touching yourself either.

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Given that I have little interest in dominating, controlling, submitting to, using, abusing, mocking, avenging, degrading or humiliating anyone, I have avoided the more popular online test and devised my own rating system to express the scales of my desires:

Cock and pussy eater: 100%. ... 69er: 110%!

Hugger: 80%.

Kisser: 80%. Male or female.

Tit sucker: 80%.

Vagina filler: 60%.

Anal giver and receiver: 60%, I think. Nervous but interested.

Pee player: 20%.

(Gentle) Spanker: 10%.

Cosplayer, role-player, cross-dresser: 5%, but I could find it hot if you do.

Bondage, discipline, humiliation, sadism, masochism, cuckolding: <5%.

Toy user: 5%.

Breeder: 0%.

Choker: -10%. I don't know why this has even become a thing. Sex should be a celebration of life, not a flirtation with death. Stay the fuck away from me if you think breath play or any other kind of death play is in any way okay.