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I really wanted to enter this one. Had a story started and everything. Planned to finish it last night. But then I slipped and fell on the ice on the steps of my son’s house and spent majority of last night on the couch barely moving. I can’t win lately. Just glad I didn’t break anything. I am looking forward to reading them all.

Sorry to hear about your fall. I hope you recover quickly.

Also not that much of an ass man, but I do tend to prefer fuller-figured women, so I suppose I lean towards bigger, rounder ones. That said, I’m not that picky or prescriptive when it comes to body type, and I think must reasonably mature guys aren’t either.

Run what you brung. Your body is FINE, and don’t obsess over what you can’t easily change. There are a lot more factors that make a person hot or not than their curvatures.

I'm sorry to hear if anyone who isn't about to have sex with you is asking. That's tokenizing and dehumanizing.

If you don't like having a penis, I'd guess that after (or if) you have surgery, you may well find a lot of people who aren't interested in you once they learn your status.

There's nothing wrong with having preferences (I eventually learned not to worry about those in the dating pool who dismissed me out of hand simply because I'm short - and by the way, that's a lot of people). But don't waste your time dating (or judging!) people who aren't interested in you because of a physical attribute. There will still be those who are interested you, either despite (or even because of) it. Focus on them.

Dunno. Haven't had a cock in me yet, but I have ejaculated from prostate stimulation with toys up my ass. I have NOT had an orgasm from it, however, and those experiences are precisely how I learned the difference.

At least the handful of times I accomplished this, it was highly pleasurable to feel (and see!) cum shooting out of my cock, without a doubt. But I remained in the heightened state of pre-orgasm, and hadn't yet achieved that sense of completion and release that comes with even the smallest real orgasm.

Not saying it can't happen. It may be that guys with a lot more anal experience than me may have experienced a full orgasm from anal penetration. But I do have enough experience to know that orgasm and prostate milking are not necessarily the same thing.

I couldn't stop at just one Festive Flash story! Although competition rules only allow one entry per contestant, here's my other thousand-word idea to get my eighteen-year-old self laid on Christmas Eve after an unexpected flash. This one's in the Bisexual genre: Disrobed

Whew! What a contest! I've just finished reading ALL the entries so far! That's nearly 90,000 words and counting, sure to top a hundred grand by the deadline. I've seen amazing originality in some of these stories. Compared to some past Christmastime competitions, I'm reading about (and immensely enjoying) a lot more hugely-hung elves and slutty Mrs. Clauses. While I of course have a handful of favorites, I've found the vast majority of entries worth a Like, and almost all of those worth a comment. The quality of writing on display here is as impressive as Santa's ponderous, peppermint-flavored pecker.

Keep 'em coming - and keep us all cumming! I see a few prolific authors on here yet to submit an entry. Meanwhile, I have a second pecker-polishing Festive Flash idea (quite different from my official entry) that I may yet polish up and submit as a non-competition entry in the Flash category. (EDIT: just did! See “Disrobed” in my signature).

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This is rather... taxing.

That a hint? Is someone going to flash the county tax assessor in your story? That could make for an original entry, and you would know how to make it spicy.

I'm in! Amy's Mom

Amy's Mom is my entry in the Festive Flash holiday competition. Insecure, eighteen-year-old Joe can't stop thinking about his friend's hot mom, can't decide whether she's flirting with him, and can't figure out what to do about it. Then an accidental splash and flash reveal Amy's mom to be as horny as she is hot.

Earworm alert: you might not be able to finish the story without "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne running through your head.

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End Northern Hemispherism I say.

Anti-antipodeanism?

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OK, so – does it have to be about Christmas? Would another religion's Winter Festival do?

Asking for a (feckless) friend…

My presumption would be that the "around Christmas" rule covers that.

Got two ideas for this comp. Just finished the first draft of one of them (with multiple flashes!) at 1100 words, after fixing one of them logic-problem thingies Carlton mentioned. Getting it ready isn’t just a matter of chopping ten percent, though. Still has way too much buildup and not enough sex. Definitely need to fix that ratio before submitting.

Congratulations to all the winners! I’ve only read four of the ten, all of which were excellent, so it looks like I’ve got some early-winter reading to do. Great work, everyone.

Went a handful of times when I was a young man, but here's how long ago that was: the women still had pubic hair.

Thanks for all your hard work in fighting the bad guys!

As an American, I don't think it's my place to tell other countries what to do here, especially "all." By which I mean to say, it's up to the citizens (or subjects, as the case may be) to decide.

One more to add to the list that seems to have popped up in the past few months: guys (usually barely-legal teenage boys) with gigantic, obviously fake, cocks. Do they post these videos just to get eyeballs? I can't imagine that a guy with a rubber cock is a turn-on to anyone.

Just published! My entry in the Whodunnit? competition: Grilling the Suspects starts with a crime, continues with a long investigation involving a lot of sex between men and women and men and men, and concludes with the solution to the crime. I hope you enjoy it.

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I wasn't sure I'd get something whipped together, but since the weekend I've gone from Nothing But A Title to Third Draft. Probably a couple more days of editing before I submit it.

I’m in! Grilling the Suspects

This may go against the consensus, but covers definitely make a difference for me. They help set the mood, and although my imagination is fully capable of operating without a cover image, they do often help me visualize the characters or the scene.

I would no longer consider publishing a story without one, and I intend to eventually go back and add cover images to all my older stories. I already have done so with some of my more popular tales.

The next chapter in my Midlife Renewal series has been stalled for months. Not quite writer's block, though I'm stuck a little on the exact choreography, but it's just hard to find enough IRL time to concentrate on a story and make it good.

On that note, I am spending some serious time writing this week, finally motivated to submit a Whodunnit competition entry. Got my first draft done on Sunday or so. Sure, by the second or third draft I had a story that flowed reasonably well and was (I think) sexy. But man ... that is about a tenth of the effort that's really needed, compared to all the rereading, revising and rewriting. There isn't a word that doesn't get my eyeballs on it twenty times. It really is time-consuming, especially for the high standard of a competition. I still don't feel like it's ready yet, with only two days left, but I still hope to ... uh, squeeze it in.

Edit (8 hours later): published! Grilling the Suspects

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that can't be real..."DOGE" as in "Dogecoin'? Its like puppets on a string.

Oh, it’s real.

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We're all doomed.

I’ve mostly been shrugging at Trump’s appointments as more or less what’s to be expected, but Gaetz?! Sheesh.

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https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/?back=1

Looks like Harris somehow overspent her campaign budget and needs to find another $20M and she wanted to be in charge of spending our taxes? 🤣

Oh my God, she went TWO PERCENT over budget? The horror! Sure never saw that in my decades working in the private sector. /s

Is this normal? Yes! Cum is delicious if it’s warm from the source. I swallow my own regularly, and in fact intend to do so a few minutes from now.

I wasn't sure I'd get something whipped together, but since the weekend I've gone from Nothing But A Title to Third Draft. Probably a couple more days of editing before I submit it.

Still hasn’t happened. Doesn’t do much for me. Cock does, though.

You’re not wrong that the US has outperformed other economies, but Americans are pretty well known for not seeing past our own borders.

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Can someone please explain to this this dumb Canuck what the "complete disaster" was that "fucked this country to its foundation" ?

Crime and inflation. The former exploded in the wake of the Pandemic (though it has since eased to pre-2020 levels), and although not strictly the Biden admin’s fault, it was widely blamed on the social justice movement and DEI, so now we have an enormous backlash to deal with on gender and race both. Trump was well equipped to fuel and feed on white-people and male resentment)..

Inflation has also “eased,” but slowing the rate of increase is not the same as returning prices to 2019 levels (which would be impossible). It was largely not Biden’s fault (more due to the Pandemic supply problems and the Ukraine invasion), but the fact remains that food and goods cost 20-25% more than pre-Pandemic, and housing costs are a staggering 50% higher when count in the oligarch-friendly interest rate increases. Those who’ve remained in owned houses have been blissfully insulated from the housing increase, but those who bought first homes or who rent are feeling a lot of pain, and house-poverty is at an all-time high, also raising the rate of food insecurity to levels we haven’t seen in a long time.

Although the job market remains strong, wages have not come close to keeping up. The material standard of living for a majority of Americans has declined substantially during the Biden admin. The Dems’ response has been to gaslight them by reminding them the economy is strong and inflation has eased. While that is technically true, it is far from the “I feel your pain” of Clinton (not that I’m a fan), and seems calculated to drive people into the arms of the opposition. It’s always about the economy, stupid. There could have been a Democratic path to victory through this minefield, but they were far too clueless about the plight of working people to see it.

More succinctly: Bernie’s right, Jaime’s wrong. Full stop.

As I go to bed, Kamala seems to be running out of runway, her only real remaining path to 270 being the blue-wall states, and even those are starting to look like a stretch.

The Dems should be winning this by more than 10 points. Anyone think a loss will force a serious reckoning over their repeated, colossal fuckups this year? I don't. If there's anyone who can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, it's the Democratic Party.

Buckle up, my friends. The barbarians are breaking through the gates.