Quote by WellMadeMale

Dude had a bad night. It's reported he had a head cold.

A "bad night?" That's what you say about someone who has mental illness or the early stages of dementia. We can't afford a President who has "bad nights" when he's 81, and plans to remain in office until he's 86. God help us all.

A cold explains his hoarse throat; it does not explain a total inability to speak coherent thoughts and sentences. But your sentiment is the dominant one emerging from the party machinery and the media they control, so ...

Looks like these fucktards who run the party are going to "run this train into the wall," as Rowan put it. And Trump will win. Humanity is doomed.

I think 90% of sex between new partners (possible exception being Bill’s “accident,” which is hot AF by the way) is planned by one or the other. In most cases, if you think it was unplanned, that just means it was unplanned by you.

Couldn’t agree more, Rowan. You do what you can technically, but at some point what’s more important is real parenting and instilling the right values in your kids.

All right, yesterday I picked a good story whose first draft I wrote several years ago, and is already very heavy on dialogue. It's 4900 words now, but as I recall that is about where my 2000-word Free Spirit entry started. Now to begin the distillation process and boil it down to its essence. (Utters mad-scientist cackle).

(Edit: a couple of hours of editing later, biggest fat trimmed and down to 2800. Each pass is going to get more painful, but I think this is doable. And hot).

Jesus. Can't say I didn't warn the Dems about propping up Sleepy Joe, but that was the most godawful debate performance I have ever seen from a Presidential candidate.

And the other guy gave the most lie-filled performance I have ever seen.

Paraphrasing the OP's question: how the fuck did we end up with these two dildoes as our candidates? This display of total rhetorical incompetence just accelerated our planetary descent into nationalistic, authoritarian lawlessness.

Every goddamned time I think I could not get more pessimistic about humanity's prospects, shit like this happens. Christ weeps.

Quote by TheShyThespian

I was just saying to a friend that we'd never had (as far as I can remember) a comp with a 2,000 word limit and how I'd appreciate a shorter one. How's that for mind-reading... 😊

Last year's Free Spirit competition had a 2k limit, and resulted in some of the best writing I've seen on this site. For my own submittal, it was a great exercise in rewriting and reediting to cram absolutely as much dirty action as possible into as few words as possible, with as much clarity as possible.

Now to do the same thing with dirty words instead of (or in addition to) dirty action. I expect some very serious competition yet again.

The hot, steamy shower action between Rick and Eric continues in my next Midlife Renewal installment, Meatier Shower.

Oops, didn’t answer the entire question in my earlier post …

Cum and all? YES!!

Quote by nemesrevol

... strong bi desires revolving around oral sex having realized how much I loved going down on my wife. This was always my favorite activity, the scent, smells, and taste of her sexual fluids. This has fed into my current bi oral desires. I think if I was to come out it would be as a guy with an oral fixation!

I get that. For me there's an awful lot of overlap between my love of oral sex on a woman and my interest in oral sex on a man. The tastes and smells might not be the same, but in a lot of ways the experience is similar and wonderful.

When I was younger, it was so much fun to find myself clicking with a woman and end up in bed, crawling all over each other's naked bodies in exploration. Now I want to do that with a man.

Quote by XAuthorX

I sucked another boys cock off aged about 17 when we shared a changing cubicle at a school swimming lesson. The experience of being naked together with another boy gut us both up rock hard erect. He dared me to suck his cock off and I did it to show I wasnt shy and to broaden my sex experience. He sat with his legs wide and cock sticking up and I knelt between his legs. He enjoyed it but I didn’t. I preferred it when he hand jobbed my own cock off.

Even if you didn't end up enjoying sucking him that much, good for you for being open minded and trying it. That's one hell of a dare.

Just published: Tiles and Smiles. Their wives conspire to finally get Rick and Eric together after years of lusting after each other, a consummation in the shower that turns steamy before they even turn on the water.

Quote by joe71

I absolutely love 69.

Beyond that, as far as actual fucking I love every position I've tried. What's most enjoyable is whatever position gets the woman excited. As a guy, I can get off in any position. A lot of women can't: I've been with women who absolutely, positively must be on top; and I've been with women who absolutely, positively must be on the bottom. Whatever works for her will work for me, guaranteed.

I should answer the question more directly, for penis-in-vagina sex:

1. Woman on top, with her tits in my face for convenient sucking.

2. IF the woman enjoys a cervix bump, a scissor position with one of her legs up, so I can get in there and pound her deep. Most women don't seem to like their cervix getting hit, but I had one GF who absolutely went wild from it and we did it in that position a lot.

3. Missionary, if (as I have seen with at least one GF) relaxing on her back is what helps her to orgasm.

4. With a taller woman, standing up, with her back up against a wall. Maybe the hottest sex I ever had was standing up in a shower with a tall GF.

That's with a woman. With a man? Remains to be seen, but I want to try fucking a guy, and being fucked by one, in every position imaginable. One of the most enticing dimensions of gay anal sex to me is that every position is interchangeable!

Most often into a tissue. Occasionally into my hand and then I slurp it down. I used to shoot into my mouth (from a couple inches away)) fairly often when I was younger, but the target distance has increased with age and I don't do it that often anymore.

Quote by centralfloridaman

All.... is that bad?

No, it's excellent.

I don't think I have ever had a true orgasm no hands or without rubbing my cock in/against something.

I have had prostate ejaculations from toys in my ass. But while those are pleasurable, they are not full orgasms. There isn't the same sense of overwhelming climax and release.

Quote by CommaSutra

Ever get a compliment from either the man or the woman. My fav was hearing his wife say, “you two enjoyed that way too much.”

It's very possible I'd hear that too.

Three excellent entries, and congratulations to their writers!

Quote by StoriesPlease

Thank you! I would have never figured that out on my own!

I never did either. Had to hit the forums to get instructed on how to do it, too.

Quote by kistinspencil

I'm sorry, that's just not right. Men will most certainly not be "wiped out." That would be self-defeating. A small percentage will be kept alive for the obvious utilitarian reasons. It will only be the rest that will be disposed of as time and organic processing permits. It is a practical solution for all concerned.

You may (or may not) have said this just to troll the trolls, but FWIW Ursula K. LeGuin covered this outcome quite thoroughly in The Matter of Seggri. Quite a good read, and the planet Seggri was pretty far from Utopian.

Quote by RefrigeratedLegumes

Bi is not necessarily equally attracted to both men and women i.e. 50/50. You can be bi and be predominatly attracted to men and slighty /or occasionally attracted to women i.e 70/30 or 80/20 or 60/40 etc. Or vice versa . it is simply being attracted to both but not necessarily to the same. degree

Hell, even when I'm feeling 50/50, I get turned on by men and women in somewhat different ways. What a beautiful and mysterious thing attraction is.

Quote by Unknown User

Well men are downright annoying, so it was pretty easy for me to stay with my own gender.

Well, that is a conundrum for a lot of us guys who are (increasingly, in my case) attracted to men. A lot of men are assholes, so it does limit the selection.

Quote by VersatileMarc
After we got dressed, he came over to my locker area and started small talking and mentioned my physique. I returned the compliment. Nothing came of that but I remember fantasizing about it for months that he had acknowledged my body.

Oh damn, I'd have the same reaction. Some random guy seeing me naked and then complimenting my physique? I'd be jerking off to thoughts of that guy complementing my physique for months afterward, especially considering I'd seen him naked too.

MY NEWEST STORY is A Plan Cums Together. I have the perfect plan to get Rick together with Eric, the longtime target of his desire. As we spill loving spoonfuls into each other mouths, I also spill the plan into his ear.

Absolutely! I've hardly ever gotten an in-the-flesh upstart view, so you can bet I'd get excited for that rare treat. Regardless of whether there's a cock or a pussy up there.

I see a few women replying that they spit, but none of us guys! I swallow! I love the taste, I love the texture.

Congratulations!

Quote by Darlene69

I use LushStories as more of a personal diary and just enjoy writing and love reading others fantasies and stories. Thanks!

Same. My stories are mostly a diary of my fantasies, and I write them for my own edification first. I do, of course, slurp up the positive feedback that I do get, and I certainly get caught up in the excitement of a competition. But I've tried to stop concerning myself with whether I'm going to win any awards for it. As luck would have it, two of my past comp entries have been named Recommended Reads, though that may still be luck as much as anything.

Personally, I find that the winners and runners-up only align about 50/50 with the stories that really resonate with me, and I don't dwell on trying to sort that out. There's a lot of wonderful diversity out there in what turns us all on. It's fun to be part of a competition, and I do make a point of reading the stories that get honored in some way, because whether or not they turn my crank, I can always know the winners and runners-up will be stories of quality.

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I've often thought that we should gather all of the unsolicited dick pics we get into one thread or album where we can vote and rate them on various factors (biggest/smallest, longest/shortest, thickest/skinniest, strangest/prettiest, etc) comment, give our opinions, etc. Give the guys a chance to see where they stack up! 🤣

There is a thread for that! I have to admit I've found it highly stimulating.

Quote by Seeker4

Why do we gay/bi men never get these? 😢We might be more appreciative.😇

🤣

I've gotten a couple. And I didn't mind.

But I would have minded if I were a woman, because Duh.